Post: [Vol. 1] My Life Story - How I Almost Died Due to a Fruit.
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05-25-2017, 02:08 PM
#1
Hydrogen
Super Mod
Rewinding back years ago, it was night time, around 8PM Central Time. I grabbed an orange from the kitchen and started using my teeth to open an orange due to my little fingers, I had to use my tiger teeth on that shit. Finally, I peeled the whole orange after a good 30 minutes of having that bad taste biting the orange peelings. You see I'm a nice guy, I like to share. I went to my sibling's room, and asked my sister if she wanted a piece of my orange while at the same time taking a bite out of one.
She kindly denied, but then after this, my life got ruined in a heartbeat. Mofoo I started choking on a damn orange. Literally, the little white skin of the fckn orange had got stuck in my throat. BRUH my little coconut head was turning PURPLE trying to signal my sister by pointing at my damn neck. She continuesly stared at me and told, "Fine I'll take some."
Like mofo, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND IM CHOKING HERE?! After I started smacking her face and signaling ever worse that i was about to lose my life over a fckn ORANGE. She finally noticed and started yelling my dad. She dashed me outside into the living room and told my dad I was choking. My dad was over here shirtless watching the news as always. Quickly standing up and moving towards me.
At this point I was like screw it, I'm done for. Just go back watching your news because I'll be there shortly on a story a kid died over a fruit bruh. Deadass, I don't know how the fck my dad did this, but he put his mf fingers down into my throat, and yanked the shit out that white skin peel out of my throat like it was nothing to him. I'm over here choking even more for having a fckn fruit in my throat with a pair of fingers ma dude. My mom over here yelling like its the end of the world DO SOMETHING like yelling aint going to save me bruh.
Tell me why my sister comes out of nowhere knowing the damn orange is finally out of throat smacking the shit out of my back like she almost brole my damn spinal cord not knowing I was fine
I ended up running under the table and stood there for a good 30 minutes crying while I heard my mom talking to her sister on the phone on how I just choked ln a fruit. Seriously, I felt really shy to come out of my little cave. This isn't the only time I choked. I don't know why, but when I was young I deadass literally almost died 99% of the time over food bruh...
At least God gave me another reason to live.... eat more food!
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05-25-2017, 02:25 PM
#2
Sinister
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Originally posted by Hydrogen
So back then when I was in Kinder / 1st grade. I was the type of boy to eat stuff without taking a few long bites. This is one of the most memorable moments in my life because it was the DUMBEST way I almost lost my life to due to a FRUIT.
Rewinding back years ago, it was night time, around 8PM Central Time. I grabbed an orange from the kitchen and started using my teeth to open an orange due to my little fingers, I had to use my tiger teeth on that shit. Finally, I peeled the whole orange after a good 30 minutes of having that bad taste biting the orange peelings. You see I'm a nice guy, I like to share. I went to my sibling's room, and asked my sister if she wanted a piece of my orange while at the same time taking a bite out of one.
She kindly denied, but then after this, my life got ruined in a heartbeat. Mofoo I started choking on a damn orange. Literally, the little white skin of the fckn orange had got stuck in my throat. BRUH my little coconut head was turning PURPLE trying to signal my sister by pointing at my damn neck. She continuesly stared at me and told, "Fine I'll take some."
Like mofo, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND IM CHOKING HERE?! After I started smacking her face and signaling ever worse that i was about to lose my life over a fckn ORANGE. She finally noticed and started yelling my dad. She dashed me outside into the living room and told my dad I was choking. My dad was over here shirtless watching the news as always. Quickly standing up and moving towards me.
At this point I was like screw it, I'm done for. Just go back watching your news because I'll be there shortly on a story a kid died over a fruit bruh. Deadass, I don't know how the fck my dad did this, but he put his mf fingers down into my throat, and yanked the shit out that white skin peel out of my throat like it was nothing to him. I'm over here choking even more for having a fckn fruit in my throat with a pair of fingers ma dude. My mom over here yelling like its the end of the world DO SOMETHING like yelling aint going to save me bruh.
Tell me why my sister comes out of nowhere knowing the damn orange is finally out of throat smacking the shit out of my back like she almost brole my damn spinal cord not knowing I was fine
I ended up running under the table and stood there for a good 30 minutes crying while I heard my mom talking to her sister on the phone on how I just choked ln a fruit. Seriously, I felt really shy to come out of my little cave. This isn't the only time I choked. I don't know why, but when I was young I deadass literally almost died 99% of the time over food bruh...
At least God gave me another reason to live.... eat more food!
Rewinding back years ago, it was night time, around 8PM Central Time. I grabbed an orange from the kitchen and started using my teeth to open an orange due to my little fingers, I had to use my tiger teeth on that shit. Finally, I peeled the whole orange after a good 30 minutes of having that bad taste biting the orange peelings. You see I'm a nice guy, I like to share. I went to my sibling's room, and asked my sister if she wanted a piece of my orange while at the same time taking a bite out of one.
She kindly denied, but then after this, my life got ruined in a heartbeat. Mofoo I started choking on a damn orange. Literally, the little white skin of the fckn orange had got stuck in my throat. BRUH my little coconut head was turning PURPLE trying to signal my sister by pointing at my damn neck. She continuesly stared at me and told, "Fine I'll take some."
Like mofo, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND IM CHOKING HERE?! After I started smacking her face and signaling ever worse that i was about to lose my life over a fckn ORANGE. She finally noticed and started yelling my dad. She dashed me outside into the living room and told my dad I was choking. My dad was over here shirtless watching the news as always. Quickly standing up and moving towards me.
At this point I was like screw it, I'm done for. Just go back watching your news because I'll be there shortly on a story a kid died over a fruit bruh. Deadass, I don't know how the fck my dad did this, but he put his mf fingers down into my throat, and yanked the shit out that white skin peel out of my throat like it was nothing to him. I'm over here choking even more for having a fckn fruit in my throat with a pair of fingers ma dude. My mom over here yelling like its the end of the world DO SOMETHING like yelling aint going to save me bruh.
Tell me why my sister comes out of nowhere knowing the damn orange is finally out of throat smacking the shit out of my back like she almost brole my damn spinal cord not knowing I was fine
I ended up running under the table and stood there for a good 30 minutes crying while I heard my mom talking to her sister on the phone on how I just choked ln a fruit. Seriously, I felt really shy to come out of my little cave. This isn't the only time I choked. I don't know why, but when I was young I deadass literally almost died 99% of the time over food bruh...
At least God gave me another reason to live.... eat more food!
I did something similar when I was about 11-12. I was eating some chewy steak, took a bite probably larger than I should have, started choking, ran from my room where my dad immediately knew what was wrong, started heimlich maneuver and after 2 hard thrusts, that thing shot so fast out of my mouth it left a small indentation in the wall. Never ate steak again until I moved out since it was a reminder every time I walked to the kitchen, looking for something to eat.
05-25-2017, 03:05 PM
#3
Hydrogen
Super Mod
Originally posted by 42801
I did something similar when I was about 11-12. I was eating some chewy steak, took a bite probably larger than I should have, started choking, ran from my room where my dad immediately knew what was wrong, started heimlich maneuver and after 2 hard thrusts, that thing shot so fast out of my mouth it left a small indentation in the wall. Never ate steak again until I moved out since it was a reminder every time I walked to the kitchen, looking for something to eat.
I would've been proud choking on steak, but, cmon now, a damn orange?
05-25-2017, 05:00 PM
#4
Right
Can’t trickshot me!
Originally posted by Hydrogen
So back then when I was in Kinder / 1st grade. I was the type of boy to eat stuff without taking a few long bites. This is one of the most memorable moments in my life because it was the DUMBEST way I almost lost my life to due to a FRUIT.
Rewinding back years ago, it was night time, around 8PM Central Time. I grabbed an orange from the kitchen and started using my teeth to open an orange due to my little fingers, I had to use my tiger teeth on that shit. Finally, I peeled the whole orange after a good 30 minutes of having that bad taste biting the orange peelings. You see I'm a nice guy, I like to share. I went to my sibling's room, and asked my sister if she wanted a piece of my orange while at the same time taking a bite out of one.
She kindly denied, but then after this, my life got ruined in a heartbeat. Mofoo I started choking on a damn orange. Literally, the little white skin of the fckn orange had got stuck in my throat. BRUH my little coconut head was turning PURPLE trying to signal my sister by pointing at my damn neck. She continuesly stared at me and told, "Fine I'll take some."
Like mofo, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND IM CHOKING HERE?! After I started smacking her face and signaling ever worse that i was about to lose my life over a fckn ORANGE. She finally noticed and started yelling my dad. She dashed me outside into the living room and told my dad I was choking. My dad was over here shirtless watching the news as always. Quickly standing up and moving towards me.
At this point I was like screw it, I'm done for. Just go back watching your news because I'll be there shortly on a story a kid died over a fruit bruh. Deadass, I don't know how the fck my dad did this, but he put his mf fingers down into my throat, and yanked the shit out that white skin peel out of my throat like it was nothing to him. I'm over here choking even more for having a fckn fruit in my throat with a pair of fingers ma dude. My mom over here yelling like its the end of the world DO SOMETHING like yelling aint going to save me bruh.
Tell me why my sister comes out of nowhere knowing the damn orange is finally out of throat smacking the shit out of my back like she almost brole my damn spinal cord not knowing I was fine
I ended up running under the table and stood there for a good 30 minutes crying while I heard my mom talking to her sister on the phone on how I just choked ln a fruit. Seriously, I felt really shy to come out of my little cave. This isn't the only time I choked. I don't know why, but when I was young I deadass literally almost died 99% of the time over food bruh...
At least God gave me another reason to live.... eat more food!
Rewinding back years ago, it was night time, around 8PM Central Time. I grabbed an orange from the kitchen and started using my teeth to open an orange due to my little fingers, I had to use my tiger teeth on that shit. Finally, I peeled the whole orange after a good 30 minutes of having that bad taste biting the orange peelings. You see I'm a nice guy, I like to share. I went to my sibling's room, and asked my sister if she wanted a piece of my orange while at the same time taking a bite out of one.
She kindly denied, but then after this, my life got ruined in a heartbeat. Mofoo I started choking on a damn orange. Literally, the little white skin of the fckn orange had got stuck in my throat. BRUH my little coconut head was turning PURPLE trying to signal my sister by pointing at my damn neck. She continuesly stared at me and told, "Fine I'll take some."
Like mofo, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND IM CHOKING HERE?! After I started smacking her face and signaling ever worse that i was about to lose my life over a fckn ORANGE. She finally noticed and started yelling my dad. She dashed me outside into the living room and told my dad I was choking. My dad was over here shirtless watching the news as always. Quickly standing up and moving towards me.
At this point I was like screw it, I'm done for. Just go back watching your news because I'll be there shortly on a story a kid died over a fruit bruh. Deadass, I don't know how the fck my dad did this, but he put his mf fingers down into my throat, and yanked the shit out that white skin peel out of my throat like it was nothing to him. I'm over here choking even more for having a fckn fruit in my throat with a pair of fingers ma dude. My mom over here yelling like its the end of the world DO SOMETHING like yelling aint going to save me bruh.
Tell me why my sister comes out of nowhere knowing the damn orange is finally out of throat smacking the shit out of my back like she almost brole my damn spinal cord not knowing I was fine
I ended up running under the table and stood there for a good 30 minutes crying while I heard my mom talking to her sister on the phone on how I just choked ln a fruit. Seriously, I felt really shy to come out of my little cave. This isn't the only time I choked. I don't know why, but when I was young I deadass literally almost died 99% of the time over food bruh...
At least God gave me another reason to live.... eat more food!
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05-26-2017, 03:35 AM
#5
SlimShadyXV-
League Champion
05-27-2017, 01:39 AM
#6
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by Outsider
When I saw this headline the least fruit I would have expected was an orange lol. One time I was eating a nectarine and a piece got lodged in my throat, I could breathe for a good 10 seconds and I was frantically just in shock I remember thinking like wtf is going on then it passed through. Crazy shit, be careful fruits kill you ����
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