(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So this is a 100% true story, and probably dates back to when I was maybe 14 or so. There was this really popular app for kids my age (I forget what it was called) for people to chat/talk with others. It would compare to Tinder today, but it wasn't really used for hooking up or anything. Anyways lets get right into this story:

So I had met this girl on this app, and we started talking. We never met in person or anything but of course being that young and what not we were telling each other that we loved each other. Of course we were saying how we were going to be together forever and all that good stuff, only problem was that she lived in another state. Now I remember crying over this girl and let me tell you why! One day she texts me and says "Hey so my friend is really pushing me to lose my virginity and I think that I should just get it over with with her guy friends" LITERALLY. So of course I say no, but she goes ahead and does it. (Girls amirite) so I was so upset that I literally cried and never wanted to talk to her again, but for whatever reason I wanted her to feel bad so this is what I did:

I texted her back 2 days later pretending to be my parent and texted her from another phone to make it more believable and I told her this "Hey Hannah, this Is Junes mom. Im sorry to tell you that June was in an accident and he is no longer with us, we figured he would want us to tell you." Now I know now that joking about death to a lot of people is not cool, including to myself but I was young and dumb. Butttt anyways, she believed me and immediately starting crying and calling my real phone leaving voice mails because obviously I was "dead" and couldnt answer. I kept this going for about 3 days and this is where the story gets good

So as 3 days go by, she still is calling my phone multiple times a day and a realized I missed talking to her. So I picked up my phone and texted her and all I said was "hello? Hannah" and she IMMEDIATELY started spamming my phone with texts and what not talking and asking what happened. So I said "look, I am gone, I passed away but I have access to a phone here but I can only send messages to one person and I chose you" I even proceeded to tell her I was a ghost and was visiting her at that moment. She asked me "then what am I wearing" Luckily, I got the answer right and continued to tell her that I was dead and in heaven and she fricken believed me! She tried calling a few times but I told her I dont get service in heaven for calls and she said "Yeah that makes sense" hahahaha. But I convinced her for almost a month that she was talking to a dead person/ghost until she told her mom and then her mom called my mom and ruined it. My dad thought it was hilarious but my mom was not amused whatsoever.

Anyways thats my story for the day, theres plenty where that came from lmao

Well did you guys stop talking after that? I guess so, because if not she is really stupid :' I think that this was a good joke tho :' Maybe a bit sad too.. I mean.. You could have got her virginity yourself! (Just kidding :' )

I love the way your dad was okay with it lol