Post: Post you omegle troll thing.
03-30-2011, 12:51 AM #1
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Mine is the matrix troll.

Hello, would you like to enter the matrix?

What pill would you like the take, the red or the blue, or the purple.

The blue pill will make you go back and forget this even happened.

The red pill will make you enter the matrix.

The purple, it just makes your ass bleed, and you cant remember the 3 day orgy you had with 20 men, bad pill trust me.

Now there your life will change in 60 seconds.

*You wake up 3 days later, with a gaping asshole*

*You are looking into the statue of liberties eyes, you are naked*


Now, you can take the red or the blue pill or the purple pill.

You have entered the matrix, your real life information and everything you do on the computer will be monitored.

You can never do anything without being watched, and yes this is also eagle eye.

The matrix is not one person, or one thing, its everybody and everything.

Yes, to much gay porn on your computer. Also you need to get more hot girls to sext you.


The blue will make you forget this ever happened.

I cannot help you with anything else, Good day sir.
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03-30-2011, 12:52 AM #2
wowaka
Former Staff
My posts per day.
03-31-2011, 01:52 AM #3
Jake9
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Originally posted by Shaggy
Mine is the matrix troll.

Hello, would you like to enter the matrix?

What pill would you like the take, the red or the blue, or the purple.

The blue pill will make you go back and forget this even happened.

The red pill will make you enter the matrix.

The purple, it just makes your ass bleed, and you cant remember the 3 day orgy you had with 20 men, bad pill trust me.

Now there your life will change in 60 seconds.

*You wake up 3 days later, with a gaping asshole*

*You are looking into the statue of liberties eyes, you are naked*


Now, you can take the red or the blue pill or the purple pill.

You have entered the matrix, your real life information and everything you do on the computer will be monitored.

You can never do anything without being watched, and yes this is also eagle eye.

The matrix is not one person, or one thing, its everybody and everything.

Yes, to much gay porn on your computer. Also you need to get more hot girls to sext you.


The blue will make you forget this ever happened.

I cannot help you with anything else, Good day sir.


What you mean? It's gay as hell centering your posts with green font 24/7.
03-31-2011, 01:56 AM #4
Originally posted by Jake View Post
What you mean? It's gay as hell centering your posts with green font 24/7.


When I sell all my stuff, I'll stop :carling: or when I get more rep then derektrotter.
04-05-2011, 09:15 PM #5
Laney posted a thread like this not to long ago, closed.

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