Post: Merkii Trolling
09-04-2011, 04:31 AM #1
Jared
Tranquility.
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Merkii Trolling v2


This will be the new cleaned up version of Merkii trolling. Last one was not organized and looked like shit! Let me know in a PM if you want yours added and give me the img file in this format:

    [img]www.google.com/images/adsfsdfsdfklj.jpg[/img]



Thanks and Enjoy Winky Winky

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hi
You: my name is merkii
Stranger: WHATS UR NAME
Stranger: MINE IS JUSTIN BIEBER
You: omg i love you
Stranger: <3 THANKS I LOVE M FANS ALSO
You: can i lick your pussy?
Stranger: >_______^
You: problem?
Stranger: WE WERE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER
You: oh
Stranger: AND YOU RUINED IT
Stranger: BYE
You: :(
Stranger: SWAG
You: FAG
Stranger: ILL FOLLOW U ON TWITTER
You: so
You: can i suck your pussy?
Stranger: NO
You: damnit
Stranger: IT BELONGS TO SELENA
You: im only 12
You: so i dont get much
Stranger: TO BAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Laney's:


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The following 27 users say thank you to Jared for this useful post:

Alpha, Boxxxxyyy, Choco, cjmurder123, DinoFreak, Ehhx, I Like Turtles, EZ., Gangstuh., GBish, juddylovespizza, Laney, MarcJ, Merkii, Mr. Star, Nero., oHai My Name Is, Pauly, Pimp, RGB, Smokin420, Stub Hero, superhighme, Warlockplayer19

The following 2 users groaned at Jared for this awful post:

Dubsy, wowaka
09-06-2011, 09:18 PM #29
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Gizmo
Guest
Brialliant thread, some lulz were had =D
09-06-2011, 09:43 PM #30
XGenX
Banned
lol:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: m or f?

Stranger: male

You: female

You: age?

Stranger: age

Stranger: Smile

Stranger: 20

Stranger: urs

You: 19

You: Smile

Stranger: wow

Stranger: that is nice

You: so whats up baby?

Stranger: nm

Stranger: wat abt u

You: i was just bored touching my tits

Stranger: wanna do someting more

You: like what?

Stranger: some naughty chats

You: i m ready

Stranger: u will start?

You: umm i dont know anything

You: whats the size of ur penis?

Stranger: 7 inch

You: nice

Stranger: ur boobs size

You: havent measured them yet

You: whats ur name

Stranger: yuvi

You: mines Merki

You: i am a horny merkii

Stranger: wen did u last have sex

You: yesterday

You: with my father

Stranger: really

You: yea head so much fun

Stranger: u have it regularly

You: yea

You: you?

Stranger: can we disucss that

You: sure

Stranger: so how it all started

You: i was naked in my room touching my pussy

You: and my dad came and said u wanna have sex?

You: i said sure then it all started

Stranger: is he so open

You: yea

Stranger: wow

You: last week he did it with my mother

You: so where do u live?

Stranger: with ur mother is fine

You: i know

Stranger: how ofter u have sex with ur father

You: it was the first time

Stranger: that wud have been fun

You: yea.

Stranger: so what he did first

You: he touched my tits for 10 min

You: then he puts his dick in my pussy

Stranger: wats his size

You: it was so fun, baby

You: its 7 inch

Stranger: was it the first time u had sex

You: nah

You: i had it before with my ex- boyfriend

You: wanna do a video chat on MSN?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: sure

Stranger: wanna have fun

You: tell ur email baby

You: i will come from my dads msn

Stranger: why

You: his email is [email][email protected][/email]

You: my laptops isnt working

You: and i forgot my msn password

Stranger: hey please come from urs

You: dont worry it will be me

You: he is gone somewhere

Stranger: it may be a male

You: and he doesnt use his msn

Stranger: ok

You: i am waiting Happy
09-08-2011, 11:37 PM #31
Laney
Ex-Staff
add all of mine to the thread
09-09-2011, 11:53 AM #32
Modus
¯\_(ツWinky Winky_/¯
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:carling:
09-17-2011, 04:33 AM #33
Laney
Ex-Staff
You still didnt add mine >.>
09-18-2011, 07:23 PM #34
tankers20
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by Merkii View Post

New objective, Make someone register and view this thread!



I tried...


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello my name is merkii
Stranger: i am stone
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like merkii
Stranger: i dont know you.sorry
You: Y u no like MERKII!
Stranger: what is merkii?
You: Merkii is a forum moderator
Stranger: what they do?
You: He moderate the forums
Stranger: i am not interested
You: Why not?
Stranger: i dislike forums
Stranger: they are useless
You: Merkii like you
You: tho
You: give him a chance?
Stranger: ok.thanks
Stranger: carry on
You: Ok.. will you sign up for merkii?
Stranger: no
You: Please?
You: do it for merkii
Stranger: what will be my benefit?
You: Merkii will be.. Merkii be a online moderator
Stranger: sorry man.i knoe you are doing good job.but i dont have any idea
Stranger: know
Stranger: so no approach
You: Please. do it for Merkii
You: Merkii will not disappoint
You: Promise!
Stranger: look for others.there are 16534 strangers live
Stranger: sorry man
Stranger: good luck to your future
You: So you dont like merkii :(
Stranger: and you
Stranger: i told you
Stranger: bye
You: Bye :(
You: I will miss you forever
Stranger: dont mind.i dont have any idea on that
Stranger: thats why i didi so
Stranger: did
Stranger: but in future
Stranger: if i can i will contribute you
Stranger: after understanding its utility
You: Ok.. ill be on nextgenupdate.com waiting....contact me
You: Merkii i am a online moderator
09-18-2011, 07:38 PM #35
K-Snody
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what the hell haha you guys have to much spare time Smile
09-18-2011, 08:10 PM #36
Laney
Ex-Staff
still waiting for mine to be added >.>
09-18-2011, 08:42 PM #37
Jared
Tranquility.
Originally posted by Laney View Post
still waiting for mine to be added >.>


Sorry, I got it added! I updated it a little bit to make it nicer.

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