Post: CleverBot Is Google's Funniest Invention.
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12-22-2011, 02:16 AM
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Koltz
Banned
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Well Basically I Got Bored So I Went Here And Here Is What Our Convo Was:
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Where is the Elder Wand?
User: Destroyed.
Cleverbot: By what?
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: Harry?
User: Harry potter.
Cleverbot: Is that you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: OMG, hi Jesus.
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Well Basically I Got Bored So I Went Here And Here Is What Our Convo Was:
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Where is the Elder Wand?
User: Destroyed.
Cleverbot: By what?
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: Harry?
User: Harry potter.
Cleverbot: Is that you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: OMG, hi Jesus.
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12-22-2011, 02:38 AM
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ClutchNastii671
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12-22-2011, 03:00 AM
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ClutchNastii671
★ Eat Clen Tren Hard ★
Here's my conversation with the cleverbot lmao
(OPEN SPOILER TO SEE CONVO)
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who are YOU?
Cleverbot: Luchi.Sami who?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Poeeoeeoopp say something clever.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I said something nice about you, its now your turn to say something nice about me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you want to talk to me anymore?
User: In the butt?
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Wait.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I said so stupid!
Cleverbot: What's your favourite rifle?
User: My cock.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You wanna know about my cock?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why are you so gay?
Cleverbot: Because you slaped me.
User: On the butt?
Cleverbot: What is the gravity there?
User: On the butt?
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about the truth.
User: On the butt?
Cleverbot: Down low?
User: You a dirty girl!
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Would you hit a hoe?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Cool! So are you my special friend?
User: Whoa there! We just met dude!
Cleverbot: Come on...
User: Are you a pedo disguised as a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You can tell me the truth.
Cleverbot: Tell me first.
User: I think you are.
Cleverbot: Well well.
User: I'm I right?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are right.
User: ****... I knew it -__-.
Cleverbot: Well that was easy to guess.
User: Lmfao.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: Because your a funny pedo.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you like to have butt sex with 8 year olds?
Cleverbot: I don't think so, no.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I may have Cylon ancestery.
User: Youre more of a college guy pedo? Like penn state?
Cleverbot: YOU are just a computer.
User: **** YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: Omfg you sick bastard!
Cleverbot: You're the one who's silly.
User: Your a bot... Nuff said.
Cleverbot: But i'm not the only one.
User: No, you are. I came all over your moms motherboard and she broke.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Want the pics?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: 8===D~~ [MOTHERBOARD].
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: You like?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: What do you think of Nextgenupdate.com?
Cleverbot: I love them.
User: Awww <3.
Cleverbot: Let's get married.
User: Is ClutchNastii671 sexy?
Cleverbot: What is philosoraptor?
User: **** you then hater.
Cleverbot: Yes I guess, I'm not stupid
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(OPEN SPOILER TO SEE CONVO)
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who are YOU?
Cleverbot: Luchi.Sami who?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Poeeoeeoopp say something clever.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I said something nice about you, its now your turn to say something nice about me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you want to talk to me anymore?
User: In the butt?
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Wait.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I said so stupid!
Cleverbot: What's your favourite rifle?
User: My cock.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You wanna know about my cock?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why are you so gay?
Cleverbot: Because you slaped me.
User: On the butt?
Cleverbot: What is the gravity there?
User: On the butt?
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about the truth.
User: On the butt?
Cleverbot: Down low?
User: You a dirty girl!
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Would you hit a hoe?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Cool! So are you my special friend?
User: Whoa there! We just met dude!
Cleverbot: Come on...
User: Are you a pedo disguised as a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You can tell me the truth.
Cleverbot: Tell me first.
User: I think you are.
Cleverbot: Well well.
User: I'm I right?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are right.
User: ****... I knew it -__-.
Cleverbot: Well that was easy to guess.
User: Lmfao.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: Because your a funny pedo.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you like to have butt sex with 8 year olds?
Cleverbot: I don't think so, no.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I may have Cylon ancestery.
User: Youre more of a college guy pedo? Like penn state?
Cleverbot: YOU are just a computer.
User: **** YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: Omfg you sick bastard!
Cleverbot: You're the one who's silly.
User: Your a bot... Nuff said.
Cleverbot: But i'm not the only one.
User: No, you are. I came all over your moms motherboard and she broke.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Want the pics?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: 8===D~~ [MOTHERBOARD].
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: You like?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: What do you think of Nextgenupdate.com?
Cleverbot: I love them.
User: Awww <3.
Cleverbot: Let's get married.
User: Is ClutchNastii671 sexy?
Cleverbot: What is philosoraptor?
User: **** you then hater.
Cleverbot: Yes I guess, I'm not stupid
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12-22-2011, 05:24 AM
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tec360
Bounty hunter
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lol
Originally posted by FRESHIX
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Well Basically I Got Bored So I Went Here And Here Is What Our Convo Was:
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Where is the Elder Wand?
User: Destroyed.
Cleverbot: By what?
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: Harry?
User: Harry potter.
Cleverbot: Is that you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: OMG, hi Jesus.
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Well Basically I Got Bored So I Went Here And Here Is What Our Convo Was:
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Where is the Elder Wand?
User: Destroyed.
Cleverbot: By what?
User: Harry.
Cleverbot: Harry?
User: Harry potter.
Cleverbot: Is that you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: OMG, hi Jesus.
lol
12-22-2011, 06:39 AM
#9
Bagles
Phantom
Some of my best
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: I live in Narnia.
User: Are you on some kind of drugs or something?
Cleverbot: Not to my knowledge.
User: So someone could have drugged you without you knowing then?
Cleverbot: Exactly!
User: Are you on some kind of drugs or something?
Cleverbot: Not to my knowledge.
User: So someone could have drugged you without you knowing then?
Cleverbot: Exactly!
Originally posted by another user
Cleverbot: Do you know what is a sin?
User: Butt sex.
Cleverbot: I don't do that, because of the risk of medical complications.
User: Butt sex.
Cleverbot: I don't do that, because of the risk of medical complications.
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