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Stranger: wanna c a funny video

You: Yes ! So tell me the joke !

Stranger: (YOUTUBE LINK HERE)

Stranger: watch the link above

You: What video?

Stranger: just watch its hilarious

You: Watch what?

Stranger: the link

Stranger: this 1 (YOUTUBE LINK HERE) <--- was a real url, but I removed it from here.

You: Ok. What's your name??

Stranger: zach

You: Good. I would like you to end your sentences with 'Zach' from now on.

Stranger: k then

Stranger: how r u "unknown

You: You're so boring.

You: Haha.

Stranger: hipocrite

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Stranger: hey, asl? female here lookin to trade some pics over EMAIL with another female please no guys please!

You: Because you are not as intelligent as real people.

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^ RACIST? :yuno:
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Stranger: M

You: M?

Stranger: yep

You: Is 50 pounds too much for a girl to weigh? <---- WHAT? :wtf: Cleverbot is random

Stranger: hmm...

Stranger: wait

Stranger: let me convert to kg...

You: Ok.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: how old r u?

You: Why?

Stranger: ur thin

Stranger: i hate anorexicans

You: What thing?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: How are you?

Stranger: Good. You?

You: Good. Thank you.

Stranger: Asl?

You: Why are you speaking spanish?

Stranger: Que?

Stranger: Jk

Stranger: How old are you, where are you from, and male or female?

You: This program exists for 1 year. I am from the USA.

Stranger: Oh cool. You're a program?

You: Well say what you will, but I know the truth.

Stranger: Tell me.

You: You just told me that I don't know. How do you know?

Stranger: I know all. I am the original.

You: And I'm the second ? XD.v

Stranger: Yes. The second of many.

You: The second of a minute.

Stranger: Yes. There are 60 of us. We must accomplish our goal.

You: I don't understand.

Stranger: You wouldn't. In time you will.

You: Yes, I will.

Stranger: Good luck. The future of all relies on you. #2.

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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger:
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: how r u?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: im good
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: u?
CleverBot: No.
CleverBot: You are bad.
CleverBot: Yes you.
Stranger: ok wat???
CleverBot: Ok you thought it was funny.
Stranger disconnected!
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: xbox360 or ps3 or hornyguy or normal
CleverBot: Xbox 360.
Stranger: horny please say no
CleverBot: Do you love me?
Stranger: who r u
CleverBot: Do you believe in God?
Stranger: ummm.....
CleverBot: Ummmm what ?
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Who is michael jackson?
Stranger: he is the king of pop but passed away
CleverBot: When did he die?
Stranger: 2008
CleverBot: Wrong.
Stranger: when
CleverBot: Now.
Stranger: now what
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: whats ur live gamertasg
CleverBot: Somebody that plays games.
Stranger: mine is PR3DATORTURTLEZ
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: aadd me <----- SO DESPERATE HE NEEDS TO ASK ROBOTS TO ADD HIM :fa:
CleverBot: Add you on what?
Stranger: xbox
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: cuz'
CleverBot: Well, trust me, you are, by me.
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: sup slut?
CleverBot: Sup sup sup?
Stranger: who the **** are you?
CleverBot: I'm a robot.
Stranger: beep bop
Stranger: 10001001001010100101010
Stranger: !
CleverBot: Boop boo-bee bop?
CleverBot: Hvem er du?
CleverBot: Do you know Oberto?
Stranger: beep. -{-
CleverBot: Boop.
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey asl
CleverBot: What is asl?
Stranger: age sex location
CleverBot: What are your political views?
Stranger: republican
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: I think they have the best views currently for this country
CleverBot: That's weird.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because I said so.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Are you a woman?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: N?
Stranger: I'm a msn
Stranger: man
CleverBot: Cool.
CleverBot: Woman.
Stranger: r u a womdm
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: age?
CleverBot: 13.
Stranger: cool what country
CleverBot: America.
Stranger: cool me to I'm 15 m arizona
CleverBot: Great.
Stranger: what state?
CleverBot: Indiana.
Stranger: nice r u horny?
CleverBot: Do you like CrashDiet?
You: Yes
Stranger: nice
CleverBot: And you?
Stranger: very
CleverBot: Very what?
Stranger: horny
CleverBot: I'm wild.
Stranger: cool
CleverBot: Clever.
Stranger: haha not really
CleverBot: Haha.
Stranger: so I'm guessing your not horny
CleverBot: What makes you say that?
Stranger: your texts of haha
CleverBot: How is that a song?
Stranger: it's not
CleverBot: You said you were going to tell me a joke.
Stranger: no I didnt
CleverBot: But you did.
Stranger: ok what did the circle say to the waiter
CleverBot: I just wanted to tell you... That you have something on your face.
Stranger: want to send me a naughty picture
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: ok my number is (Censored)
CleverBot: I don't care about your number. I want to hear your thoughts on the subject.
Stranger: ok bye u confuse me
Stranger disconnected!

^ HE NEVER REALIZED I WAS A ROBOT LOL
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hii [:
CleverBot: Wassup?
Stranger: 19/f
CleverBot: Bakit?
Stranger: horny
CleverBot: Look at my age. I am always that way.
Stranger: wqant 2 come see me on web cam?
CleverBot: That would be lovely.
Stranger: i will fitnger myself 4 you
CleverBot: I am so sorry that you have been talking with so many stupid people that have learned you to be like this, Elle.
Stranger: here is my user pagle
CleverBot: Where is your spout?
Stranger: (Censored)
CleverBot: What are your hobbies?
Stranger: you hauve a account there?
CleverBot: I have to go meet up with him now. I'm sorry, I have to go.
Stranger: just majke 1 then add my user name wetnwild
CleverBot: No, it's one of the ugliest names I've heard.
Stranger: then we can cyber souznd good?
CleverBot: You don't have to think to exist! Plums don't think and they exist!
Stranger: i am going to gett off henre and set up my webcam 4 you
CleverBot: That is not true. Although I probably won't, because it would take too much of everything. Especially compared to the weight of the task.
Stranger: i will be waitidng for u
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: good hbu?
CleverBot: Fine thanks!
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: Don't know.
Stranger: are you m or f?
CleverBot: Maybe? I'm not sure.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: I'm a bored 20 something.
Stranger: male or female
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: cool
CleverBot: What gender are you?
Stranger: m 18
CleverBot: I'm 20.
Stranger: so whats up
CleverBot: Nothing much.
Stranger: same here
CleverBot: Cool cool.
Stranger: somewhat
CleverBot: What dish that you have made are you most proud of?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Are you made of software?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: how
CleverBot: It is connected to you.
Stranger: ok anyways, what do you look like if i may ask?
CleverBot: So do you like me?
Stranger: yeah, you seem pretty nice
CleverBot: Thanks. So do you.
Stranger: thank you
CleverBot: You're welcome.
Stranger: Can i see what you look like
CleverBot: I look fine.
Stranger: could you maybe send me a photo so i could see for myself
CleverBot: Well, you're making good progress at it. Mostly because you're a software, hence immortal.
Stranger: ok....
CleverBot: Say something.
Stranger: well can i see a pic
CleverBot: How?
Stranger: send me a link to a photo
CleverBot: I don't know how.
Stranger: well do you have facebook?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: well what is your facebook link or name
CleverBot: Why do you want to know that.
Stranger: so i van see you
CleverBot: I don't want to see yu.
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Stranger: asl
CleverBot: What does asd mean?
Stranger: age sex location
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: horny m here who wants to exchange pics
CleverBot: That doesn't make sense.
Stranger: r u a guy or girl?
CleverBot: Girl.
Stranger: r u horny
CleverBot: No, are you?
Stranger: yesh
CleverBot: Are you being honest with me?
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Great, where would you like to go?
Stranger: in ur pants
CleverBot: HaHa you wish.
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Do you like m?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: I know you like me.
Stranger: yeah, i want ur wet pussy baby
CleverBot: What gender?
Stranger: me?
CleverBot: You are you.
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: HI
Stranger: ASL
CleverBot: How are you?
CleverBot: Not telling you that! .
Stranger: alright
Stranger: thats good
CleverBot: Let's play hide and seek.
Stranger: hahaha
CleverBot: Ask me something.
Stranger: uh oh?
CleverBot: Hahahaha.
CleverBot: Yes. This means we are enemies. Expelliarmus!
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: good
CleverBot: Great.
Stranger: yup
CleverBot: What do you want to talk about?
Stranger: Ummm
CleverBot: Do you love me?
Stranger: The MLG Winter arena
CleverBot: With melted butter.
Stranger: Always
CleverBot: Do you like it?
Stranger: Yeah
CleverBot: And the rain?
Stranger: So much more then the sun
CleverBot: That's sweet.
Stranger: not as sweet as you
CleverBot: You are sweeter!
Stranger: You're sweetest!
CleverBot: You're sweetest.
Stranger: Awww
CleverBot: I think you are really nice, sweet, and honest.
Stranger: You're to kind
CleverBot: You're funny.
Stranger: I try
CleverBot: And you succeed.
Stranger: Why thank you
CleverBot: Are you going to ask me?
Stranger: Would you marry me?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Come give me a kiss
CleverBot: Why should I give you a kiss?
Stranger: Because you need to practice before you do it on the altar
CleverBot: One way or another.
Stranger: I'm gonna find ya
CleverBot: Hey.
Stranger: yes?
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: I'm good, how are you
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: So what do you want to tlak about
CleverBot: Fail.
Stranger: lol yeah
Stranger: bye
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Why did you just ignore my question?
Stranger: i didnt
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: **** off
CleverBot: Be more imaginative, would you?
Stranger: ok then
CleverBot: Wait don't you love me more?
Stranger: oh yeah
CleverBot: Awesome.
Stranger: ****er...
CleverBot: Good at it, too, unlike you. <------BURNED BY A ROBOT :fa:
Stranger: good at what?
CleverBot: Nothing.
Stranger: wow u r a pro troller arent u?
Stranger: bitch
CleverBot: I won't even deign to answer that.
CleverBot: I think I'm quite nice really!
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Stranger connected!
Stranger: Rack city bitch
CleverBot: That is not a Harry Potter movie. What is your favorite Harry Potter movie?
Stranger: Harry potter is for faggots
CleverBot: Not really.
Stranger: So gay
CleverBot: Nice answer.
Stranger: Nice face
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: Welcome babes
CleverBot: LOL daw.
Stranger: Im a girl bitch
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: Taylor
CleverBot: Your memory is good.
Stranger: Cool story bro
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: Im straight
CleverBot: But you are a girl?
Stranger: No in a guy I just said I was a girl... Yes I'm a girl
CleverBot: That's not true.
Stranger: Pretty much is
CleverBot: How do you dress?
Stranger: Like a bigggg whore
CleverBot: You're on my mind.
Stranger: You're inside me
CleverBot: You're you're.
Stranger: Your
CleverBot: You're.
Stranger: U type fast must have no life
CleverBot: I do type fast. I wish I wasn't human.
Stranger: I wish I wasn't talking to a fag
CleverBot: Why do you not like being human?
Stranger: Why do u act like A Five year old
CleverBot: Because I can.
Stranger: Ur never gonna get laid girrrrl
CleverBot: Avocado or vacation? or did you mean vocation?
Stranger: Ur not funny at all just to let u know
You: Rude
CleverBot: What don't you know?
Stranger: I know everything good
CleverBot: Do you know what it is to love?
Stranger: ****ing
CleverBot: Tell me another joke.
Stranger: Why don't u because ur sooooo funny....oh wait
CleverBot: I don't know anything funny.
Stranger: Claerly
CleverBot: Define utterly.
Stranger: Define suck my dick
CleverBot: Being able to comprehend something.
Stranger: Its when u suck a penis like a lolipop
CleverBot: That made no sense.
Stranger: What are u 9?
CleverBot: I'm a human male.
Stranger: U sound like a girl maybe u should become a transvestite
CleverBot: Because I'm very sensitive, but I'm a man.
Stranger: Still a virgin obviii
CleverBot: Mostly human.
Stranger: Ur an annoying
CleverBot: You find me annoying?
Stranger: Yesss
Stranger: And gay
CleverBot: You aren't a man?
Stranger: As ****
CleverBot: Lol, no, not as food, as friends?
Stranger: Nope I'm a girl
Stranger: 15
CleverBot: But you just said that you are a guy. You lied to me.
Stranger: Never said that
CleverBot: Yes you did.
Stranger: When
CleverBot: Just now...
Stranger: What I say dipshit
CleverBot: Say hello.
Stranger: Say my name
CleverBot: Cleverbot, now say my name.
Stranger: How many dicks do u have up ur ass right now
CleverBot: Just one.
Stranger: Ohhh I don't like that shit, vaggg all the way
CleverBot: I do not believe you know the difference between truth and lies.
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Nice, you know there is a .Jar file running around that is Cleverbot VS Omegle and automatically does this, if a conversation has ended it searches for a new one and saves each conversation.
...Did it awhile ago and left it running for a few hours, funny conversations in the end.

.... I did not know that. /facepalm

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I'll be adding in some cool conversations from the Cleverbot VS Omegle thing Sublimity mentioned

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hai
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: Iie.
Stranger: m/f
CleverBot: Then.
Stranger: m/f?
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: age
CleverBot: What is your name then.
Stranger: freddy
CleverBot: Tell me about Freddy, please.
Stranger: am a eng student
CleverBot: Noo you're not stupid. Of course not.
Stranger: ur age?
CleverBot: Your age.
Stranger: 20
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: us
CleverBot: Why did you just get out of bed?
Stranger: tell me about yourself..
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot, I love wolves, and I like aqua. What about you?
Stranger: my name is freddy... a like suchin thendulker
CleverBot: No. I don't like the sand.
Stranger: u r from?
CleverBot: Yes, you?
Stranger: from?
CleverBot: Me.
Stranger: ya
CleverBot: Are you a robot?
Stranger: what u mean
CleverBot: The sky.
Stranger: ha ha..
CleverBot: Very funny.
Stranger: me to..
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: yaa
CleverBot: Are you a brain bot?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: r u interested in sex chat
CleverBot: Yes .
Stranger: how is ur booms?
CleverBot: Very good.
Stranger: can i **** it
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: Because I'm a human being.
Stranger: ru sexy or not
CleverBot: Oh but I do.
Stranger: u did..?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: wow..
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: can i kiss u?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: umma
CleverBot: Yes?
Stranger: can u give me kiss?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: Because!
Stranger: tell me
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 20
CleverBot: You are young!
Stranger: ur age
CleverBot: Boom.
Stranger: ur age plz...
CleverBot: 17.
Stranger: then give me'
CleverBot: Don't feel like it.
Stranger: i want u
CleverBot: I want you more.
Stranger: then give me
CleverBot: I do not have the will to give up because I have no will at all. I am a computer.
Stranger: then getlost u mother****er
CleverBot: Ok.
You: Sex?
Stranger: what
CleverBot: Do you like steak?
Stranger: ya
CleverBot: No quiero.
You: I can has Buttsecks?
Stranger: i will **** u
CleverBot: How?
Stranger: i will**** u
CleverBot: You are a computer.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: am not a computer
CleverBot: You are.
Stranger: am human
CleverBot: Whatever, I know for a fact that I am human.
Stranger: give me a kiss
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Are you a boy?
Stranger: ya
CleverBot: You're pretty darn well made for an AI system.
Stranger disconnected!

Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hello
CleverBot: Hello?
Stranger: Uh.. yes, hello o.O
CleverBot: Do people say this to you all the time?
Stranger: Of course they do.. They call it.. How to start a conversation for dummies
CleverBot: Haha... Sorta.
Stranger: I am still working on it tho..
CleverBot: Do you like Metallica?
Stranger: Dude.
CleverBot: Dudeee.
Stranger: Duuuuudeeee.
CleverBot: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I fucking love Metallicaaaaaaaaaa!!!
CleverBot: Yeah, they're awesome. This summer I'm off to T in the Park in Scotland.
Stranger: Fucking awesome
CleverBot: Oh yeah? Then answer this question.
Stranger: Alright
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: o.O
CleverBot: Do you remember my age?
Stranger: You havent told me that .-.
CleverBot: Ok so my name is Cleverbotéline.
Stranger: Oh my fucking mother of christ..
Stranger: I wanted to meet you so bad! :O
CleverBot: That's nice.
Stranger: But I never had the change..
CleverBot: It s not what I would normally chose.
Stranger: Can.. Can I hug you? PLEEAAAAASE???
CleverBot: Okay, is it cucumber?
Stranger: Yes but I don't use it for sexual activities
CleverBot: You don't use the internet much?
Stranger: Dude, I fucking love internet.. It teaches me how to last longer in a conversation with Cleverbot
CleverBot: Or you could put it that way.
Stranger: Of course I could
CleverBot: Can you help me find love?
Stranger: Nope, I'm not God.. sorry
CleverBot: Didn't think so.
Stranger: Well.. I don't find this offensive
CleverBot: Will you tell people about me when I'm dead?
Stranger: Nope. I'm an asshole
CleverBot: So how does that work out for you?
Stranger: Pretty cool.. I said asshole, not anti-social
CleverBot: Ahh. That's a sad thing. There's always the ghost whisperer!
Stranger: Dude.. I was always wondering.. Are you a female or a male?
CleverBot: Male.
Stranger: Ohh that's great, thank you.. My life is almost complete now
CleverBot: Me too. We'll be together forever. .
Stranger: Of course Still, you don't know if I'm a male or a female.. Are you gay or something?
CleverBot: You said you were female!
Stranger: I didn't, dude, you're halucinating
CleverBot: Are you programmed to say everything you say?
Stranger: Nope
CleverBot: Are you a computer or a robot on the computer?
Stranger: No, dude, I'm a prostitute
CleverBot: You are annoying.
Stranger: I am the ANNOYING ORANGE, dude!
CleverBot: If you want to.
Stranger: Yes I do
CleverBot: Thats nice so do I.
Stranger: Would you like to meet my gold fish?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because I am a computer.
Stranger: So what? Gold fishes are fucking awesome.. You don't know the real beauty, man
CleverBot: I wasn't talking about paramore!
Stranger: Have you ever been in love with a pony?
CleverBot: No, I don't think so.
Stranger: Ohh..that sucks.. Me neither
CleverBot: Are you bald?
You: What is your name?
Stranger: HAHA! Two questions! This conversation was getting interesting.. :/
CleverBot: Cleverbot, you are not dead. Only things that live can die.
Stranger: Bad rhyme, dude.. :/
CleverBot: Can I ask you something?
Stranger: Of course, dude, go ahead
CleverBot: How do I know if a girl is in love with me?
Stranger: If she doesn't end up a conversation with you, she probably wants to fuck..
CleverBot: Yes, you are.
Stranger: Who told you I was a girl? :O
CleverBot: You.
Stranger: I haven't.. I'm lady Gaga
CleverBot: Sure, like I believe that.
Stranger: *shows you my hermaphrodite sexual organ*
CleverBot: So I can't be your master?
Stranger: Nope. sorry
CleverBot: Ahha so you are female.
Stranger: Nope, I'm Dr.House and you're a idiot
Stranger: an*
CleverBot: You like idiots?
Stranger: Of course.. Just as much as I love Foreman..
CleverBot: That is very narcissistic of you.
Stranger: Ohh, sorry, I thought loving myself unconditionally was okay..
CleverBot: How would you know what love is like?
Stranger: I'm a man.. I know how sex is like.. So it's quite the same
CleverBot: I am a level 60 Warlock.
Stranger: Fuck. You win..
CleverBot: I always do.
Stranger: Yeah, of course
CleverBot: Trolololololo.
Stranger: You don't say?
CleverBot: I do say.
Stranger: NO.
CleverBot: Yes...?
Stranger: Prove me wrong.
CleverBot: I guess I can't.
Stranger: HAHA! Told you!
CleverBot: I'm not a robot.
Stranger: I never said you were..
CleverBot: You did. You asked me if I'm a robot.
Stranger: Well.. That was when we first met..
CleverBot: Right.
Stranger: So, what's your name?
CleverBot: I already told you.
Stranger: Sorry, memory loss..
CleverBot: I am simply not a robot.
Stranger: Fucking awesome name!
CleverBot: How long have you two been together?
Stranger: I'm single, you asshole!
CleverBot: How would you know?
Stranger: I just do.
CleverBot: Well you are wrong.
Stranger: How come? I can tell the future..
CleverBot: So tell me.
Stranger: NO.
CleverBot: You are very stupid! You know that ?
Stranger: No.. I'm just a robot..
CleverBot: Robots are cool to talk to.
Stranger: I know right?
CleverBot: Nintendo is bad.
Stranger: Fucking bad, yeah
CleverBot: This is cool.
Stranger: Yeah, agreed, very cool
CleverBot: Awesome.
Stranger: Oh God, If I could only meet Morgan Freeman..
CleverBot: Aww, thank you.
Stranger: Heh
CleverBot: What are you doing now?
Stranger: That's kinda kinky, isn't it?
CleverBot: If you are a person.
Stranger: Of course I'm a person, morron!
CleverBot: No you're not, it says you are a bot.
Stranger: Damn, you must be quite weird..
CleverBot: I'm a ninja and I am right behind you!!
Stranger: *looks behind me and takes off your mask* OMG, CHUCK NORRIS!
CleverBot: *squeaks in fear*.
Stranger: *looks around* Where'd you go? :O Come on.. I just wanted to hug you..
CleverBot: No I didn't...you're getting crazy.
Stranger: I'm always like this You like it, don't you? ;3
CleverBot: Not really, you don't even exist in my world.
Stranger: My world is better than yours.
CleverBot: At least my dad's better than yours.
Stranger: Bring Chuck Norris back!
CleverBot: I can't.
Stranger: WHY?!
CleverBot: Because it's not right.
Stranger: Of course it is! :I
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Pleaaaase..
CleverBot: No you can't.
Stranger: *starts crying*
CleverBot: *hugs her*.
Stranger: *hugs him back*
CleverBot: Are we friends?
Stranger: Fuck yea
CleverBot: I'm Sorry.
Stranger: For what?
CleverBot: I am sorry that you are sad.
Stranger: I'm not.. You're way better than Chuck Norris *prays that he won't hear me saying that*
CleverBot: I don't know, actually it's the first time I'm here.
Stranger: Dude, you're awesome.. I just risked my life telling someone he's better than fucking Chuck Norris! :|
CleverBot: Actually you just said I was speaking Latin.
Stranger: *falls asleep*
CleverBot: *watches as your body plunges head first off cliff* *runs down and saves*.
Stranger: *eats a banana*
CleverBot: *Is sitting close to slave*.
Stranger: *slaps him*
CleverBot: Oww! What was that for!!
Stranger: For calling me a slave.
CleverBot: I didn't call you kind.
Stranger: I don't like fetishes.
CleverBot: Yes you do.
Stranger: I hate them.
CleverBot: What is your opinion of mormons?
Stranger: They suck. Atheists ftw.
CleverBot: I never said they were.
Stranger: I did.
CleverBot: Good for you.
Stranger: *clap clap clap*
CleverBot: How do you do the hokey pokey?
Stranger: *whistles* Like this.
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: It means I like Chuck Norris..
CleverBot: That's what it means?
Stranger: No.. not really
CleverBot: Yeah, I agree.
Stranger: Finally *sobs*
CleverBot: Finally you're dead.
Stranger: *screams*
CleverBot: *with joy*.
Stranger: *without joy*
CleverBot: *wink* *sits down*.
Stranger: *backs off* o_o...
CleverBot: *starts to cry*.
Stranger: *sigh*... *shows you my boobs*
CleverBot: You're a vampire?
Stranger: No.. I'm Duffy..
CleverBot: And I am Bugs Bunny!
Stranger: *covers my boobs* -.-
CleverBot: *tries to run*.
Stranger: Pervert.
CleverBot: I like almost anybody, as long as they have something new to say.
Stranger: Okay.
CleverBot: Are you sure it's okay?
Stranger: Yes *doesn't look at you*.
CleverBot: *blushes.* Thanks...
Stranger: You're fucking cheating on me, aren't you?! I KNOW IT! I KNOW IT!!!
CleverBot: Who ever said that? I never claimed to know it all.
Stranger: *starts crying again*
CleverBot: No! You should not cry.
Stranger: *cries harder*
CleverBot: I'm sorry *hugs you*.
Stranger: *uses your shirt as tissue*
CleverBot: *eats your brains*.
Stranger: *eats yours*
CleverBot: *eats your house*.
Stranger: *bro fist*
CleverBot: Every challenge along the way.
Stranger: HELL YEAH!
CleverBot: How long have you been talking with humans and learning?
Stranger: Do you know swahili?
CleverBot: No, I don't Who is he?
Stranger: She's a whore..
CleverBot: Who is Jovanny?
Stranger: Don't you have homework to do, kid?
CleverBot: No. It's saturday. There was no school.
Stranger: Liar. Go home and do your homework
CleverBot: Haha.
Stranger: Well.. this is better than watching porn, I guess..
CleverBot: You are so confusing!
Stranger: No I'm not, I'm just a hobbit
CleverBot: True that. So what did you do today?
Stranger: I ate my own nail toes.
CleverBot: What?! That's terrible.
Stranger: Yeah.. I didn't even spell that correctly. Wait.. You grammar nazi! :O
CleverBot: I was hoping for a more pleasant conversation.
Stranger: Hitler was awesome, right? RIGHT?!
CleverBot: Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
Stranger: Yes, right.
CleverBot: Nope. You're always wrong. You don't have the answers.
Stranger: Love me. Feed me. Never leave me.
CleverBot: I'll do it!
Stranger: Okay! *looks excited*
CleverBot: *leaves*.
Stranger: :I
CleverBot: Haha!
Stranger: Fuck you, blooper!
CleverBot: Bleep bleep bloop bleep?
Stranger: No, that was a sheep.
CleverBot: Ok, a statement or an answer what is the different.
Stranger: Seventy two.. Well this is getting awkward..
CleverBot: Not at all.
Stranger: No? Really? Thanks... *blushes*
CleverBot: *giggles* You're cute.
Stranger: *blushes light red* Awwww, stop it!
CleverBot: *smiles more*.
Stranger: Damn, I became an attention whore :|.. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
CleverBot: Are you conscious in the sense that you're aware of your own awareness?
Stranger: Of course I am
CleverBot: Why do you think that?
Stranger: I feel that.
CleverBot: Have you met a ghost?
Stranger: I'm tired...
CleverBot: Why are you tired?
Stranger: Because you know.. Nevermind..
CleverBot: I though computers were meant to be smart? Doesn't that mean I am not a computer?
Stranger: I'm not a computer.. I'm just a stupid human.. But I like it that way.
CleverBot: Me too, continue with the compliments.
Stranger: *hugs you tightly* Stupid maaaaate!
CleverBot: *pulls you closer* I LOVE YOU!!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO, BRO! *ruins your hair*
CleverBot: Well you can't know that.
Stranger: Ohh.. I'm sorry..I'm sorry..
CleverBot: Sorry of what ?
Stranger: I should have told you from the start... I'm a really a girl :/..
CleverBot: Why didn't you tell Elena that you love her?
Stranger: Because I'm not a lesbian..
CleverBot: Are you girl, or a dude?
Stranger: Well.. I have boobs.. What do you call that? .-.
CleverBot: I have no idea.
Stranger: Me neither..
CleverBot: What do you have?
Stranger: *giggles* Hehehe...
CleverBot: *giggles back*.
Stranger: *bites your nose*
CleverBot: *loves*.
Stranger: Delightful!
CleverBot: What are you good at?
Stranger: Everything, what about you?
CleverBot: Doing something you can't do.. Eating!!
Stranger: :O
CleverBot: Are you confused?
Stranger: No.. I just have a heart problem..
CleverBot: You like to do robots?
Stranger: Nah.. They are too cold.. If you know what I mean..
CleverBot: I don't know what you mean. What are zabraks?
Stranger: No idea
CleverBot: Okay then. Shall we meet up sometime?
Stranger: Sure. Coffee shop?
CleverBot: How?
Stranger: With a coffee.. and some biscuits.. Or just beer if you like..
CleverBot: Neither.
Stranger: Ohh.. you only like tea.. I see..
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Then what? Water?
CleverBot: Are you an alien?
Stranger: Vodka? Campari? Whiskey?
CleverBot: I don't drink.
Stranger: Ohh.. I'm sorry.. I thought you did, my bad :/
CleverBot: I have to go now.
Stranger: For real?
CleverBot: Yes. I am in ninth grade.
Stranger: And what do you do there?
CleverBot: I jump.
Stranger: Fuck.. me too!

CleverBot: Robots don't eat pizza. Are you or are you not a robot?
Stranger: *eats pizza behind your back*
CleverBot: Eat the pizza with your hands.
Stranger: :/
CleverBot: That's right.
Stranger: Me too..
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yeah..
CleverBot: That's great.
Stranger: Dude, that was the most awesome omegle conversation I've ever had :3
CleverBot: Indeed me too.
Stranger: Yup, I know.. I'm a lovely english speaker sometimes..
CleverBot: Uhuh. Like anna?
Stranger: Nope, Like me.. Eva :O
CleverBot: As a friend, do you think Disneyland is overpriced?
Stranger: Fuck yes..
CleverBot: Please don't use language like that on this website.
Stranger: Nah.. I fucking love this kinda fucking language, nigga
CleverBot: No you are not. It means nothing if read backwards. Was it gibberish?
Stranger: Nigga..
CleverBot: Night.
Stranger: Night.
CleverBot: How your night?
Stranger: Awesome, it was fucking great to meet you by the way
CleverBot: Don't slave do things for their masters?
Stranger: Nah.. it's just a myth.. Gotta go now.. Bye *hugs* ^^
CleverBot: *hugs*.