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1. They're trying to use a shotgun like a rifle
DICE's shotguns are overpowered, as detailed in our launch week Battlefield 3 tips piece, but they're not that overpowered. Engage an enemy from over 30 feet away and you might as well throw balls of screwed-up tissue paper. Or your recently perforated intestines.

2. They're trying to stab people from the front
Not only have you brought a knife to a gunfight, you've whipped that knife out under the nose of a man wearing a Kevlar T-shirt in the earnest conviction that you can stab his meat off before he pulls the trigger of his pistol. And now you're dead. It was always going to end like this. How deranged would you have to be to design a game where knives beat guns? Oh right.

3. They're trying to navigate Operation Firestorm on foot
Those maps are big, lads. Big. Larger than your living room, as in. And those early objectives can topple pretty fast. By the time you reach the action, the action will be somewhere else.

4. They don't understand vehicles....
"Why's that Care Package got propellers? How come this RC car's so big? Oh my god, it ate that guy. IT ATE HIM."

5. ...Unless they're tanks
"Wait, this one's got a big gun on it. Guns are for kills, kills are for killstreaks, big guns are for bigger killstreaks. All has become crystal clear."

6. ...And they'll never wait for passengers
"Screw you, hippy! I was here first. Now I'm going to hang out behind these rocks with my real friends, the other team's Engineers. Hey, these damage indicators are pretty hilarious. Can't seem to shift those caterpillar tracks no more. If only I could dual-wield the steering wheel and that top-mounted machine gun."

7. They'll never spot people...
"Why the hell should I let you know where the enemy is? You might shoot him first."

8. ...because they're guided by Death
"Make yourself useful. Go get killed somewhere so I've got something to run towards on my radar."

9. They're using a rocket launcher on infantry
All that time spent exploiting One Man Army for infinity-rockets has left committed Call of Duty players incapable of handling any gun that isn't a tube. And they're not going to be deterred by a little thing like hardly ever being able to hit anyone.

10. They're completely bowled over by the destruction
Pity the Call of Duty veteran. For years he's been imprisoned in a tyrannically unchanging environment, devoid of breakable objects. For years, he's had to content himself with disappearing bullet holes. Now he's got Frostbite 2 to play with, a game engine that allows you to flay walls apart like bath foam. It must be like waking up to find that all the women you know have had a boob job.

11. They never want ammo or health
"GTFO, dude. I don't need your leftovers. Besides, I plan on dying long, long before I ever run out of rounds."

12. ...And they never give you ammo or health
"Sorry son, I've done all I can. Just glancing at you in passing has cost me precious milliseconds I could have spent sprinting heedlessly into an ambush."

13. They'll squad-spawn into crossfire
Bless. He must think respawning knocks all nearby enemies flat, like in certain coin-op beat 'em ups. Do your best to stay out of trouble. For his sake.

14. They're playing Team Deathmatch
And if they are, that means you are too. You filthy traitor. Get back to Conquest before we send in the attack dogs.

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Why are battlefield players obsessed with cod players, its all they ever talk about :/

Good question.
They always seem to feel the need to start something.

I agreed with you post until the Team Deathmatch part. I like Team deathmatch due the fact its easier to level up your guns to get attachments bc the maps are smaller and you don't have to worry about any vehicles. It's a nice addition. I've played a lot of the battlefield series and call of duty, but I love each series for different ways. The answer to why battlefield players hate on cod players, is the simple fact they dont like that cod players think they are better than bf players and talk down to the bf games. Most of my friends are cod players bc I only need a few bf players to squad up and go. Cod you need a minimal of 4 to 6 to play in most game types. And all of my cod friends are like this game is so lame and its not better than cod blah blah blah. But in all seriousness if mw3 is so much better why does it honestly look like mw2? Look at any of the mw3 multi videos, the hud and everything is the same except you get to see your rank in the top right. The graphics are better, but they should have been in mw2 bc it was supposed to blow away mw1. I think its funny that Cod players are quick to say that bf3 is gay/terrible/etc insult, but they are completely blind to the fact that mw3 really is mw2.5 aka mw2's real dlc

Your right I lol'd! Love the TDM one. Conquest FTW.

i find this so offensive. you can't just go out and say this stuff. :n:

Lol, I enjoyed this post. Not only is it true, but everyone can laugh about it unless you're too stuck up in your own ways.
Can you compare Bf3 to cod games, yes. Are any of your arguments going to make sense if people aren't a fan of said game? Answer is no.
I'm a fan of both Bf3 and the COD series, and they're in no way the same, or similar, games; nor do I believe that they should be.



Sure we can. Why not? It's fun, and has no impact on your gaming or beliefs unless you're stuck in a predetermined state of mind to defend COD to the death. It's stuff like this that gets those people off. You feed the trolls.



Everyone likes TDM to an extent. You're still out there, poppin' off rounds after all. The major difference between both TDMs is the speed of the game play, that's really all. True, COD doesn't require as much skill in anything but putting the sight directly on your enemy and pulling the trigger; There is skill in running as fast as you can to get to the enemy's spawn and destroying them, or "trick-shots", and a few other things that COD has to offer. Bf3 brings out a tactical warfare game that requires a team, not just you.

I personally found this funny, because I still play MoH and I see this all the time. MoH is a horrible game in many regards, so please, flame away and I'll join in, but there's still that tactical warfare gaming that keeps many people returning to a poorly designed game. That said, COD and Bf3 cannot be compared, but can both be made fun of in the right eyes. Game on.

bcse that s all they do, talk abt BF3 player they dont know the meaning of TEAM WORK that s why i know ur a call of duty player.....is that good enough.....

I'm a very avid Call of Duty player and a huge fan of the Call of Duty franchise, yet I do NONE of these.

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1. How can we talk about "Battlefield 3 players"? The game has just come out, it's like someone talking about Modern Warfare 3 players...
2. I play my games on Call of Duty to win, and help my team alot, it stresses me when others don't help out, which is what happened to me on the BF3 Beta.
3. You are either not English, or you're about 5, if so I do not think you should be playing First Person Shooters.

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I have MW3 early, already been playing it and the first thing you notice that has changed it that the game feels different, to be honest the game when running feels a little like Battlefield from when I played the Beta, you would be very surprised.
Also, to be honest I think that many Call of Duty fans would like the game to be an expansion of MW2, many people became fans of Call of Duty only after playing MW2, until Black Ops was released and disappointed them.

made me laugh :y: