You should of gave your dummy e-mail to him and then added him on MSN, invited your great nan with a hearing impedement, "Betsy", round your house and got her to strip for him, now thats a porno i'd like to see :tits: I assume that your nans tits are a lot saggier than that picture there. Well, I say "assume" but I think experience is the key here. Just joking with ya, your Grandad'll do fine. :puke: