Post: How to glitch in 10 steps!
12-23-2008, 07:12 PM #1
Relyt
Banned
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Step 1:
Be a pussy who buys a new game & then searches the net on how to cheat.

Step 2:
Have no skill.

Step 3:
Open a forum for all other pussys wid no skill to come & learn how to cheat.

Step 4:
Make a lag switch & ruin to game for everyone else.

Step 5:
Be shit on games.

Step 6:
Learn how to glitch cuz when u tried to play the game properly u got served like a bitch.

Step 7:
Glitchin in games to win makes u feel good cuz your a pussy.

Step 8:
Think to yourself, does glitchin actually help u win or did the opposition jus leave to play wid people who possess skill.

Step 9:
Glitchin out the map will not result in victory.

Step 10:
Try a few games without cheatin, winnin is a lot more satisfyin if it's achieved fairly.

Thanks for readin my 10 step program on how to glitch.
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01-10-2009, 09:37 PM #20
dude i agree all the way i like to glitch but lag switches are pussies all the way only guys who use those are people with zero skill and have to use it to win
01-10-2009, 09:51 PM #21
Fribz
Free cookies? XD
Why are you here if u dont like glitchers??
01-10-2009, 09:59 PM #22
You a pussy. Half the people who glitch only glitch because they get bored owning cocky pussies like you who think they are better because they suck at glitching. I glitch and I own. I know a lot of people that glitch and could easily rape you any day. So you can go **** yourself because if you want me to come from under the map and rape you in your face then I will do that. Don't get mad because you get raped by glitchers and people inside the map. You go rape lvl 20's no prestige and I'll go rape some 10th prestigers ok.
01-10-2009, 10:03 PM #23
slnk
Brute
this should be closed
01-11-2009, 02:56 PM #24
Oc
****ING NINJA SHIT
i like this thread for some reason, lol.
i know another trick, how to get yourself banned in 5 steps:

1) This is a glitching forum, so we can share evry glitch we found.
2) we don't glitch/cheat/hack to win, we do it for fun
3) what will you do whn you bought a game, and you got bored of it after a few weeks? glitch... explore new area's, search some easter eggs, try to find some cheats to have some fun.
4) outie is not a pussy
5) Banned.
01-11-2009, 09:19 PM #25
laTex
WutDaFish?
I'm sorry but I got to say this : Y.O.U G.O.T O.W.N.E.D.
05-24-2009, 10:33 PM #26
Dametreuss
Save Point
Dude first of all if you dont like glitching or glitchers and anything about glitching then why are you on this website. Second, I can own you if i wanted to. Third, Me n My friends ONLY glitch in private matches for fun. So get lost.

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