Wrap it in towels overheat it, then take it outside and spray it with your water hose, tie a rope around it and take it for a walk in the park, play basketball with it, do jump rope on it, slam people on it, spit on it, play soccer with it, play football with it, use it to break other stuff, get a hammer start hitting it, take it apart and bash on the insides, scratch all the inside data with a knive, set it on fire, spray down again, let a fat person step on it tell them its a weight scale.