Just put "killed by" ifront of each name and it will be funny
a_naked_man
a_hairy_Jew
a_rabid_Jew
HIV_pos_jew
any other sexually transmitted infection (aids, HIV, chlamydia etc.)
a_5_year_old
a_hairy_chode (a penis which is fatter than it is long)
a_chav (british version of a gangsta)
an_emo
a_punk
a_nerd
the_beast