Post: Top 10 Things Sony Can Do to Make Up for PSN Hack
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04-30-2011, 12:09 AM
#1
arab707
Banned
Following a massive security breach of its PlayStation Network and Qriocity online services, Sony says it is crafting goodwill gestures to make up for any inconvenience suffered by customers whose personal information might have been compromised.
“We are currently evaluating ways to show appreciation for your extraordinary patience as we work to get these services back online,” Sony said Thursday, more than a week after the “external intrusion” that led to the probable leak of personal information tied to 70 million PlayStation Network accounts.
Here are some make-good offerings Sony might be considering.
10. Two free UMD movies, one to apologize for downtime and one to apologize for first UMD movie.
9. Unpaid internship at Sony PR department, pending victory on upcoming reality show.
8. Sony customer service reps will co-op Portal 2 with you and not spoil the ending, which they saw on the Xbox 360.
7. Since PSP Go owners were hardest hit, Sony to give a free game to both of them.
6. God of War director David Jaffe comes to your house, hangs out until things get awkward.
5. In case you forgot your password during downtime, Sony will paste a list of everyone’s passwords into a public blog post.
4. Jack Tretton, president and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment of America, will make public admission that, in certain extreme situations, it is in fact possible to play a Nintendo 3DS while maintaining one’s self-respect.
3. Free download of “I survived the PlayStation Network outage and all I got was this lousy virtual T-shirt for this lousy virtual world” accessory for Home.
2. Sony promises to really knuckle down and get to work on The Last Guardian at some point.
1. Flowers on your birthday, sent by Sony and by the hacker who now knows when it is.
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05-11-2011, 05:14 PM
#23
xMo
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Originally posted by arab707
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Following a massive security breach of its PlayStation Network and Qriocity online services, Sony says it is crafting goodwill gestures to make up for any inconvenience suffered by customers whose personal information might have been compromised.
“We are currently evaluating ways to show appreciation for your extraordinary patience as we work to get these services back online,” Sony said Thursday, more than a week after the “external intrusion” that led to the probable leak of personal information tied to 70 million PlayStation Network accounts.
Here are some make-good offerings Sony might be considering.
10. Two free UMD movies, one to apologize for downtime and one to apologize for first UMD movie.
9. Unpaid internship at Sony PR department, pending victory on upcoming reality show.
8. Sony customer service reps will co-op Portal 2 with you and not spoil the ending, which they saw on the Xbox 360.
7. Since PSP Go owners were hardest hit, Sony to give a free game to both of them.
6. God of War director David Jaffe comes to your house, hangs out until things get awkward.
5. In case you forgot your password during downtime, Sony will paste a list of everyone’s passwords into a public blog post.
4. Jack Tretton, president and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment of America, will make public admission that, in certain extreme situations, it is in fact possible to play a Nintendo 3DS while maintaining one’s self-respect.
3. Free download of “I survived the PlayStation Network outage and all I got was this lousy virtual T-shirt for this lousy virtual world” accessory for Home.
2. Sony promises to really knuckle down and get to work on The Last Guardian at some point.
1. Flowers on your birthday, sent by Sony and by the hacker who now knows when it is.
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Following a massive security breach of its PlayStation Network and Qriocity online services, Sony says it is crafting goodwill gestures to make up for any inconvenience suffered by customers whose personal information might have been compromised.
“We are currently evaluating ways to show appreciation for your extraordinary patience as we work to get these services back online,” Sony said Thursday, more than a week after the “external intrusion” that led to the probable leak of personal information tied to 70 million PlayStation Network accounts.
Here are some make-good offerings Sony might be considering.
10. Two free UMD movies, one to apologize for downtime and one to apologize for first UMD movie.
9. Unpaid internship at Sony PR department, pending victory on upcoming reality show.
8. Sony customer service reps will co-op Portal 2 with you and not spoil the ending, which they saw on the Xbox 360.
7. Since PSP Go owners were hardest hit, Sony to give a free game to both of them.
6. God of War director David Jaffe comes to your house, hangs out until things get awkward.
5. In case you forgot your password during downtime, Sony will paste a list of everyone’s passwords into a public blog post.
4. Jack Tretton, president and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment of America, will make public admission that, in certain extreme situations, it is in fact possible to play a Nintendo 3DS while maintaining one’s self-respect.
3. Free download of “I survived the PlayStation Network outage and all I got was this lousy virtual T-shirt for this lousy virtual world” accessory for Home.
2. Sony promises to really knuckle down and get to work on The Last Guardian at some point.
1. Flowers on your birthday, sent by Sony and by the hacker who now knows when it is.
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05-11-2011, 08:15 PM
#25
courtjester51
Gym leader
Why the hell does Sony owe us anything? Technically they do not owe us a dime. They are going out of there way to please us and keep us around. It is not Sony's fault that they got hacked into by some ten year old faggots. Sony's security was fine, yeah i am sure they had flaws in there system but not major one. The hackers are highly advanced hackers if they could hack Sony. So like I said Sony is going above and beyond to please us and keep us around for there down time. I'm sure Sony takes full responsibility for has happened to them.
If you do not like my post then all i got to say is GTFO and SMD
Thank you and have a nice day.
Signed, courtjester51
If you do not like my post then all i got to say is GTFO and SMD
Thank you and have a nice day.
Signed, courtjester51
05-11-2011, 08:20 PM
#26
Cole MacGrath
Banned
Sony is Free,They are giving us a Free Service, we just wait till they fix it.
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