I mean, what wouldn't I do??? Crazy stuff like this happens half of the time. But the fact that this may happen after the PSN being offline for 2 weeks would be excruciating. None of the less, lets get to the point. My verdict:
-Get a one way ticket to hawaii
-Bring my playstation 3 with me
-Go to the closest volcano and throw it in there
-retrieve the ruined ps3 and fly over to america
-shove my ps3 down a steam vent at Mt. St. Helens
-make sure that the CEO of PS3 came along
-shove the damn thing in his japanese face
-make him eat my mw2 disk with his burn to crisp face
-THE END
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