(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The PSN has been down for more than three weeks, and we here at IGN are starting to go stir crazy. We can't sync Trophies, we can't play Portal 2 co-op, and we can't find bare-breast anime on the PlayStation Store. It's enough to bring us to tears, but we thought we'd have a laugh instead.

Below is your own PSN Libs entry. Seems like Sony's putting out a different apology every other day, so we thought we'd let you have a crack at letting out your inner-Kevin Butler. Copy and paste your own version of a PSN apology into the comments below. You won't win anything, but with the PSN down so it's not like you have anything better to do.

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Dear PlayStation _____________,

We here at Sony just feel _____________ about everything that's been happening. As you know, since April 20th, the PlayStation Network has been _____________ because _____________ got in and stole your email, phone number, and _____________. Since then, we've been working really _____________ to rebuild the PlayStation Network and make it _____________ than ever.

Of course, it's not a _____________ process. There are all sorts of nuts, bolts and _____________ that make up digital security here on the Internet, and we just didn't expect this to be so _____________ and _____________. We hope the month of PlayStation Plus we're offering you when the PSN returns on _____________ will be enough to get you back on the PlayStation bandwagon.

I know that things have been bad recently, but _____________ me, things are going to get better.

Beyond!
Kevin Butler
VP of _____________

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Yes this is a C+P
Have fun fill it in screensnap it then link it to this post...

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the guy bowing is the original E3 representative, i think owner of ps3 or sony

IF U CANT READ IT THERE


Dear PlayStation ___FOOL’S____,

We here at Sony just feel _like_your_retarded__ about everything that's been happening. As you know, since April 20th, the PlayStation Network has been _____LAFFING OUR ASS’ES OFF_ because __OUR_DOG’S___ got in and stole your email, phone number, and _TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR PS3_. Since then, we've been working really ___CRAPPY_AND_RETARD_LIKE_AND HIREING RETARDS_ to rebuild the PlayStation Network and make it _MORE_LIKE_A_PRISON,_A_JAIL_CELL,_AND_EVEN_A_TOURCHER_CHAMBER_MORE_ than ever.

Of course, it's not a _BAD IDEA TO MASTERBAIT_DURING THE_ process. There are all sorts of nuts, bolts and _EMPLOYEE’S_THAT_USE_DILDO’S__ that make up digital security here on the Internet, and we just didn't expect this to be so _PORNOGRAPHIC__ and _FILLED WITH PORN VIRUSES_. We hope the month of PlayStation Plus we're offering you when the PSN returns on _LONG AND HARD_ will be enough to get you back on the PlayStation bandwagon.

I know that things have been bad recently, but _JUST_MASTERBATE_WITH_ me, things are going to get better.

Beyond!
Kevin Butler
VP of _SEX IN THE CITY_

Dear PlayStation User,

I know that things have been bad recently, but give more of your money and time to me, things are going to get better.

Beyond!
Kevin Butler
VP of Lies.

Dear PlayStation User,
We don't care about you that is all
Kevin Butler
VP of Lies.

Dear PlayStation _____Penis________,

We here at Sony just feel ____Penis_________ about everything that's been happening. As you know, since April 20th, the PlayStation Network has been ______Penis_______ because ______Penis_______ got in and stole your email, phone number, and ______Penis_______. Since then, we've been working really _______Penis______ to rebuild the PlayStation Network and make it ______Penis_______ than ever.

Of course, it's not a ______Penis_______ process. There are all sorts of nuts, bolts and _____Penis________ that make up digital security here on the Internet, and we just didn't expect this to be so ______Penis_______ and ______Penis_______. We hope the month of PlayStation Plus we're offering you when the PSN returns on ______Penis_______ will be enough to get you back on the PlayStation bandwagon.

I know that things have been bad recently, but ______Penis_______ me, things are going to get better.

Beyond!
Kevin Butler
VP of ______Penis_______