(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The PSN has been down for more than three weeks, and we here at IGN are starting to go stir crazy. We can't sync Trophies, we can't play Portal 2 co-op, and we can't find bare-breast anime on the PlayStation Store. It's enough to bring us to tears, but we thought we'd have a laugh instead.

Below is your own PSN Libs entry. Seems like Sony's putting out a different apology every other day, so we thought we'd let you have a crack at letting out your inner-Kevin Butler. Copy and paste your own version of a PSN apology into the comments below. You won't win anything, but with the PSN down so it's not like you have anything better to do.

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Dear PlayStation _____________,

We here at Sony just feel _____________ about everything that's been happening. As you know, since April 20th, the PlayStation Network has been _____________ because _____________ got in and stole your email, phone number, and _____________. Since then, we've been working really _____________ to rebuild the PlayStation Network and make it _____________ than ever.

Of course, it's not a _____________ process. There are all sorts of nuts, bolts and _____________ that make up digital security here on the Internet, and we just didn't expect this to be so _____________ and _____________. We hope the month of PlayStation Plus we're offering you when the PSN returns on _____________ will be enough to get you back on the PlayStation bandwagon.

I know that things have been bad recently, but _____________ me, things are going to get better.

Beyond!
Kevin Butler
VP of _____________

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Yes this is a C+P
Have fun fill it in screensnap it then link it to this post...

Lol, nice.

Very clever, I hate Kevin Butler with a burning passion, that sarcastic fat bastard!

Dear PlayStation ___users__________,

We here at Sony just feel __embaarrassed ___________ about everything that's been happening. As you know, since April 20th, the PlayStation Network has been ______****ed_______ because _____dickheads________ got in and stole your email, phone number, and _____everything else________. Since then, we've been working really _______slowly______ to rebuild the PlayStation Network and make it __________worse___ than ever.

Of course, it's not a ____hard____ process. There are all sorts of nuts, bolts and ____fail security _________ that make up digital security here on the Internet, and we just didn't expect you to be so _pissy ____________ and _________whiny ____. We hope the month of PlayStation Plus we're offering you when the PSN returns __sometime in the next year___________ will be enough to get you back on the PlayStation bandwagon.

I know that things have been bad recently, but _____fuc*________ me, things are going to get better.

Beyond!
Kevin Butler
VP of ____fail ops ceo _________

Dear PlayStation idots,
We here at Sony just feel sicken about everything that's been happening. As you know, since April 20th, the PlayStation Network has been ****ed because our idot enginerrs got in and stole your email, phone number, and your gaming life. Since then, we've been working really slow to rebuild the PlayStation Network and make it shittyer than ever

Of course, it's not a money making process. There are all sorts of nuts, bolts and whores that make up digital security here on the Internet, and we just didn't expect this to be so sipmple and hard. We hope the month of PlayStation Plus we're offering you when the PSN returns on 1-1-15 will be enough to get you back on the PlayStation bandwagon.

I know that things have been bad recently, but dont trust me, things are going to get better.

Beyond!
Kevin Butler
VP of sony fock me

Mine is simple and direct:

Dear PlayStation,
Quit jerking off and put the ****ing psn up bitches!!!!.....That its all...

Not really the same format, but hey, who am I to judge?

I bought a xbox lol

Dear PlayStation Chumps,

We here at Sony just feel foolish about everything that's been happening. As you know, since April 20th, the PlayStation Network has been bricked like most peoples playstation because douche bags got in and stole your email, phone number, and life. Since then, we've been procrastinating if we should rebuild the PlayStation Network and make it gayer than ever.

Of course, it's not a hard process. There are all sorts of nuts, bolts and thingymajigs (yes its a technical term) that make up digital security here on the Internet, and we just didn't expect this to be so boring and uninteresting. We hope the month of PlayStation Plus we're offering you when the PSN returns in 1 to 2 days or next week sometime...well possibly the week after FACK! I dunno most likely never will be enough to get you back on the PlayStation bandwagon.

I know that things have been bad recently, but blow me and, things are going to get better.

Beyond!
Kevin Butler
VP of Douche Baggery

man i just want psn or even netflix back. i been so bored. nexflix was working till the 9th now my ps3 is just collecting dust.