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Rules:
1. Must reply to the person above you
2. Must be about what they say
3. It stays as "banter"
4. Quote the persons rap so they know its about them
5. Do not moan or groan this is for fun purposes only
6. Have fun


I'm first in line coming on through like I'm bursting 9's I'll lyrically murder guys I'm certified......

i'll send yo ass to the back of the line so wont you just shut up for one more time and let me finish my rhyme, try and murder me i'll make you get hurt first lets f*ck a girl see who can make her squirt first

Bitch i see you running around, running your trap,
You come on here thinking that you can rap,
How you like that dick in your anus
I'll pull it out when I get you famous

It go philosophically Socrates my hypothesis rapping all my thesis & they turn to philosophy's fuck y'all hoe ass bitches y'all really talkin a bunch of mockery which one of y'all niggas thinkin y'all really stoppin me. Muthafuckas! lyrically ILL i spit hot phosphorus spankin ya girls ass until that bitch cries & calls a quits she spits on my microphone & starts suckin not the one I'm rappin with. rub & tug now I'm fuckin she cluckin like a fuckin chicken I pull out now she start bitchin about baby "you're gunna make me cum" I'm like " no shit bitch! Are you dumb!?" But this is fun imma stop rappin cause I'm done my name is D RIVAS y'all & all y'all my sons. WORD UP!

Nigga nigga nigga nigga im mlb nigga and your gay nigga. Blow my choad nigga while i spit my white bars nigga

Lol, just poking fun.

Lmao dope

ayo MLB, first i bet you suck at baseball
thinkin you so good, you got a strike and two balls, which are small.
youre so slow i bet you cant even get to second base on a triple.
hold up i bet you didnt even get to second
base on your ex before she maced you when you tried to lick her nipple.
im only a teenager so im still being educated,
how you like these rhymes up your ass, youre getting penetrated.
this is all fun and games but im comin from
the dungeons of rap,
new york city homie, whatever you say stays as crap

My names Jeff, just kidding it's Callum hows about we look at some Alum? it dissolves in water, looks like your dads working as a porter for the NHS so im gonna try my best im gonna put my rap to the test, i better discard the terrible information about David Cameron and lets have a Celebration, 3.2, 3.2.1. yo what's up guys it's ya boy SwarMzY here again some people thought my name was Ben and they thought i was 10, but let me tell you something My names not Ben10 but i do like hens running round the farms in the barns usually there is a Tractor but lets cut to the chase i thought my rap was a disgrace, i could have done better but now it's time to drop the base.

hey whats up mister Callum
guess i'll call you Jeff while this is going platinum
lets start this shit, who was your rap against?
you probably dont know cause you dont got rhymes to mince
let me teach you something, first you need to go out there and buy a gun
go out in the west and enter a duel but dont come back till you've won.....

alright yo motherfucker its been 2 years,
all performers are gone except britney spears.
hate to tell you the bad news
but you picked the wrong path to choose
you dont belong in this game you know youre going to snooze
just get out of here before we burn them ******y lookin shoes.
i may be white but i dont know what you are
how bout first you buy a new car
your shit is beat to death
guess whos been in debt?
its probably you i bet
for those 2 years you didnt pay your bills
just go back west and keep climbin hills
and whenever you see jack and jill
tell them youre a bum cause you got no skill
oh and did i say you got no skill?
hold up im losin it, ima swallow another pill

I'm really feelin' it, fellas.

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