I was there when the doctor was taking you out the womb, but then your mum pushed to hard your ass came popping out the womb all the way to the chairs. I remember jump ropping with your umbilical cord, but my fatass couldn't jump that fast. As I fell in slow-mo onto the cord, the cord ripped from your stomach. That was the day, I noticed it was a mistake... my pull out game is horrible.. I should've told you a bit early my son.