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08-27-2015, 02:21 AM #1

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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.

Lorraine dies suddenly.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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08-27-2015, 01:08 PM #2

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Originally posted by Lucas

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.

Lorraine dies suddenly.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

I did nazi that coming.

08-27-2015, 01:26 PM #3

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How do you get 100 jews in a car ??

You put 5 of them in the car and the rest in an ash try

08-27-2015, 02:13 PM #4

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Told this masterpiece in sb before:

    

Why did the programmer quit his job?

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Becase he didn't get arrays.

Also, here's a rare pepe while we're at it.
You can use this to troll your friends xDDDDD !!11!!
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08-28-2015, 10:47 PM #5

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what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?..........pregnant!

09-04-2015, 08:27 AM #6

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They call me the fireman because I turn the "hoes" on.

12-22-2015, 11:55 AM #7

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What does the mathematician do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pen!🖊

02-06-2016, 02:51 AM #8

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A jew with a boner walks straight towards a wall, what does he break first?

His nose!

02-10-2016, 10:18 AM #9

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OK I got this so. What did one bone say to the other. Ima. Bonee her

03-17-2016, 02:33 PM #10

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Abortion really brings out the child in you.