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This thread.

wow frosty way 2 go

Toke's life

The sun shined as man woke up happily. But he wasn't happy when he found a feminist in his bed. He called 911. Feminist confusingly got arrested for trespassing. She tries to accuse of the rape. Cop asked if she's a feminist. She thought hard and lied "no". Cop didn't believe her cause she's fat and ugly and has the feminist shirt worn on. Man sighed and decided he'd never drink again. As cops left the house, he called Angelina Jolie and Emma Watson out of under the bed. He told them, "Remind me never to hire her as a water girl."

A good joke? Hmm...
"America is a democracy."

Couldn't be further from the truth.

A joke? Well the joke itself