(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Basically, just go ahead and say the most meanest or cruel joke you know.

It can be racist, demeaning, sexual, discriminate, or anything of the sort.

I'll start with 3:

What way do you put a baby in a blender? - Head first so you can see its toes curl

What do you call a barn full of blacks? - Antique Farm Equipment

How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - With a broom and a dustpan

I know.. It's fucked up. Now your turn.

no one likes mi jokes

They are indeed fucked up jokes but since I have bad humor..

I kinda laughed..

Lmao yeah same here man. Too bad no one joins in. You got any?

Which sex position makes the ugliest kids?
Ask your mom

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off

What's the funniest joke ever?
Your life

So this redneck girl asks her dad to borrow the car. "You know what to do, honey" says here dad, as she rolls her eyes and starts fellating him. "Ew, Daddy, tastes like shit!" to which her dad says "shit, that's right... your brother has the car today."


A guy from Surrey goes to the doctor. The Doc comes in and asks, "What can we do for you today?"

Guy : "I would like to get some birth control for my daughter."

Doctor : "How old is your daughter?"

Guy : "She's 14."

Doctor :"Is she sexually active?"

Guy : "No, she just lays there...just like her mother."


A Rabbi, an Imam and a Priest are on a boat, sinking fast in the ocean. The Imam says, "Praise be to Allah, we must save the children!" The Rabbi says, "Screw the children!" The priest says, "Do we have time?"


My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.

I used google for these.

Lol thanks for sharing guys. That reminds me of another.

What's the difference between a priest and a zit? - One waits till you're 14 to cum on your face.

Why are 9/11 victims such good readers? Because they can fly past over 80 stories in a matter of seconds