I thought this was funny, and in fact, very true so I thought I'd share.


Just The Facts

-Calling yourself something original is almost impossible and will probably end in disaster.
-Remember putting a lot of 1337 speak in your name means you are totally awesome.
-The same is true for over use of you CapS KEy.
-All three facts are total bullshit.

The Most Important Decision You Will Ever Make

This is no over statement; despite being the pinnacle of the human race's advancement the internet is a backwards place. On the internet, the international human rights movement never happened, people are immediately judged and abused for arbitrary reasons, and all the women are too busy travelling between the bedroom and the kitchen to play games. That being said, the people at the lowest rungs of the real-world social ladder are at the top when it comes to the world of online gaming. So, you would do well to masquerade as one of them.


What to Avoid

What you should avoid is any mention of your gender if you happen to be a member of the fairer sex. That is, unless you enjoy playing videogames while being constantly harassed for a phone number or pictures of your breasts covered in bacon fat. However most gamers who indulge in this sort of behavior are dicks, if you beat them be sure to let them know of the lack of testicles between your legs as you slam your metal crotch plate into their virtual face.