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heres mine

My dick is golden from giving your mom headshots.

o and by the way for all u people who think snipers are gay or watever:
SNIPERS GET MORE HEAD

I picked your mom up in the Chinatown
District during a Crossfire, and then put her in a Vacant room. We had a Showdown and I put my Bloc Pipeline in her Overgrown Ambush and Countdowned til I Downpoured a Shipment of Wetwork all over her; it smelt like a Bog, but hey. The bed started to Creek and Crash on top of me. So I did her up the Backlot and Striked her good. I Broadcasted it on YouTube.

Found this lol

He didnt ask for a story legend ahah.

-Whitey

Here's mine using perks......
I used doble tap on your mom,then I used sleght of hand to change my used condom.I was a juggernaut goin at your mom like iron lungs non-stop breathing.I used steady aim to get a shot off from the hip,she used stopping power and threw me out.At least it wasn't my last stand!
LOLZ

ive got a W@W joke
i bounce your mum's bettys

They are some good jokes but any need for the bump?

There are some good jokes here

TODAY i heard ur sister in last stand we did it all night with juggernaut she used extreme conditiong so we could do it longer. i used deep impact and double tapp that ass. as i sonic bommed that ass i used sleight of hand to change women. no one heard us cuz we were dead silent. and oh yeah! I ambushed ur sisters wetwork

lol hahahahahaha snipers get more head