Post: Call of duty jokes
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10-08-2008, 10:29 PM
#1
uRnotREDe4dREY
Bounty hunter
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02-21-2009, 03:57 AM
#12
timmy456
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k my friend is really good at cod so we just take the piss and these are a few i remember...
james is so good at cod he can kill in the lobby.
james is so good taht when he gets a kill in cod they die in real life.
3 kills you get uav, 5 a airstrike, 7 a helicopter, 10 you get james.
when james snipes he dosnt have to shoot them he just has to get his scope on them and they incenrate.
james didnt reach 10th prestige, 10th prestige reached him.
all i can think of at the mo will write back wen i hear some more
james is so good at cod he can kill in the lobby.
james is so good taht when he gets a kill in cod they die in real life.
3 kills you get uav, 5 a airstrike, 7 a helicopter, 10 you get james.
when james snipes he dosnt have to shoot them he just has to get his scope on them and they incenrate.
james didnt reach 10th prestige, 10th prestige reached him.
all i can think of at the mo will write back wen i hear some more
02-23-2009, 10:23 PM
#14
xinfectedsoulx
Daddy's home.
Lol o saw this one someones bio. There were a bit more but you get what i mean.
"I got your mum in laststand then I penetarted her with my deep impact. She used he iron lungs to suck hard before she used her sleight of hand. I used my bandolier for more ammo before i sonic boomed all over her face."
"I got your mum in laststand then I penetarted her with my deep impact. She used he iron lungs to suck hard before she used her sleight of hand. I used my bandolier for more ammo before i sonic boomed all over her face."
02-27-2009, 08:27 PM
#15
Antones
Blood of Innocence
Originally posted by streetkilln
Story.
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(At School)
James: Hey Man want to see my golden Uzi and Desert Eagle?
Joe: Hell Yea! I Want to see.
James: Ok meet me at my house at 3.
(Home)
Joe: -Knock knock-
James: -Opens Door-
Joe: So um weres the golden weapons at?
James: Right Here...
James: -Gets into Liveing room-
Joe: -Whistles-
James: Turns On the tv (COD4 Classes Are Up)
James: Here They Are.
Joe: WTF They AINT REAL!
James: I KNO!
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(At School)
James: Hey Man want to see my golden Uzi and Desert Eagle?
Joe: Hell Yea! I Want to see.
James: Ok meet me at my house at 3.
(Home)
Joe: -Knock knock-
James: -Opens Door-
Joe: So um weres the golden weapons at?
James: Right Here...
James: -Gets into Liveing room-
Joe: -Whistles-
James: Turns On the tv (COD4 Classes Are Up)
James: Here They Are.
Joe: WTF They AINT REAL!
James: I KNO!
Lol i liked this one
03-07-2009, 12:39 PM
#16
ajscw
Can’t trickshot me!
when u know when ur addicted to cod4:
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop
You are cooking up a hot pocket and turn the microwave on and off real quick and then back off and wait for someone to rush in on you.
-You Get A Bad Grade In Class And Dispute It.
-When you hear the word and you finish it by saying thousand people live here... now it's a ghost town
- When someone drops a tin in the supermarket and you run off wildly shouting Granaaaada.
-When you move over to your girlfriend on the sofa, rub your hands up and down her thighs, slowly pull her legs apart, pull out your ps3 controller from under her and switch cod4 on the tv.
-Whenever you lose in a fistfight, you mumble Juggernauting little B**ch...
-When you see a hawt chick on the mall and accidentaly say Our UAV is online!
-when you are with your wife/GF and you are making babies and when your done she say it was wonderful and you say Host ended Game
-When your watching a war movie and refer to the grenade launchers as noob-tubes
-your friends only call you to get online
-When you greet people, you state your PSN or gamertag instead of your name
-you pretend your putting a claymore down so you know when your girlfriend is coming so she doesn't catch you looking at porn.
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop
You are cooking up a hot pocket and turn the microwave on and off real quick and then back off and wait for someone to rush in on you.
-You Get A Bad Grade In Class And Dispute It.
-When you hear the word and you finish it by saying thousand people live here... now it's a ghost town
- When someone drops a tin in the supermarket and you run off wildly shouting Granaaaada.
-When you move over to your girlfriend on the sofa, rub your hands up and down her thighs, slowly pull her legs apart, pull out your ps3 controller from under her and switch cod4 on the tv.
-Whenever you lose in a fistfight, you mumble Juggernauting little B**ch...
-When you see a hawt chick on the mall and accidentaly say Our UAV is online!
-when you are with your wife/GF and you are making babies and when your done she say it was wonderful and you say Host ended Game
-When your watching a war movie and refer to the grenade launchers as noob-tubes
-your friends only call you to get online
-When you greet people, you state your PSN or gamertag instead of your name
-you pretend your putting a claymore down so you know when your girlfriend is coming so she doesn't catch you looking at porn.
Last edited by
ajscw ; 03-07-2009 at 12:45 PM.
03-07-2009, 11:40 PM
#17
maddenking1234
King of Madden
Originally posted by ajscw
when u know when ur addicted to cod4:
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop
You are cooking up a hot pocket and turn the microwave on and off real quick and then back off and wait for someone to rush in on you.
-You Get A Bad Grade In Class And Dispute It.
-When you hear the word and you finish it by saying thousand people live here... now it's a ghost town
- When someone drops a tin in the supermarket and you run off wildly shouting Granaaaada.
-When you move over to your girlfriend on the sofa, rub your hands up and down her thighs, slowly pull her legs apart, pull out your ps3 controller from under her and switch cod4 on the tv.
-Whenever you lose in a fistfight, you mumble Juggernauting little B**ch...
-When you see a hawt chick on the mall and accidentaly say Our UAV is online!
-when you are with your wife/GF and you are making babies and when your done she say it was wonderful and you say Host ended Game
-When your watching a war movie and refer to the grenade launchers as noob-tubes
-your friends only call you to get online
-When you greet people, you state your PSN or gamertag instead of your name
-you pretend your putting a claymore down so you know when your girlfriend is coming so she doesn't catch you looking at porn.
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop
You are cooking up a hot pocket and turn the microwave on and off real quick and then back off and wait for someone to rush in on you.
-You Get A Bad Grade In Class And Dispute It.
-When you hear the word and you finish it by saying thousand people live here... now it's a ghost town
- When someone drops a tin in the supermarket and you run off wildly shouting Granaaaada.
-When you move over to your girlfriend on the sofa, rub your hands up and down her thighs, slowly pull her legs apart, pull out your ps3 controller from under her and switch cod4 on the tv.
-Whenever you lose in a fistfight, you mumble Juggernauting little B**ch...
-When you see a hawt chick on the mall and accidentaly say Our UAV is online!
-when you are with your wife/GF and you are making babies and when your done she say it was wonderful and you say Host ended Game
-When your watching a war movie and refer to the grenade launchers as noob-tubes
-your friends only call you to get online
-When you greet people, you state your PSN or gamertag instead of your name
-you pretend your putting a claymore down so you know when your girlfriend is coming so she doesn't catch you looking at porn.
You copy and pasted the first 3 but the rest were very funny never heard most of them
03-08-2009, 07:03 PM
#18
Bibbster94
lol
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