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"And then, me and the other prisoners broke into the armoury, and there was this, this, er, MINIGUN, YEAH, THAT'S IT, THERE WAS A MINIGUN, and I picked it up and carried it WITH MY BARE HANDS and killed like every prison guard in the whole place with it!"

"Uh-huh, Mason, so, after you did... all that... how did you escape?"

"What? Escape? OH, WELL, errr... oh yeah, me and this other prisoner found some motorbikes, and we took them, and DROVE UP THESE RAMPS IN A BUILDING, AND SMASHED RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOWS AND DRIFTED DOWN TO THE GROUND ON THEM LIKE WE WERE IN THE F***ING MATRIX AND LANDED PERFECTLY, and then they came at us with guys on other motorbikes, so I pulled out my SHOTGUN AND STARTED SHOOTING THEM WHILE DRIVING AT THE SAME TIME. IT WAS PRETTY TOUGH MAN! Hey, you're getting all this down, aren't you?"

"uh-huh, Mason, yeah, we're getting it alll down."

"ok, good, because then, I MET THE PRESIDENT, AND HE GAVE ME A SECRET MISSION-"

"Ok seriously Mason what the fu-"

"ok so that last part didn't happen."

Found this and thought it was hilarious.



/note:
This is a joke. I am not complaining about the campaign. I found it pretty fun. This was just something that I read and found funny that I wanted to share. Get the **** off my nuts.

The missions of Black Ops troops are unrealistic and sometimes crazy. That minigun and bikes could have been placed there by an undercover operative. It's not supposed to be textbook.

Really? It's a joke guys. Obviously it isn't supposed to be realistic, its a CoD game haha.

This is just supposed to be poking fun. Calm downn

It sounded like you way over anaylised the plot, that they took a whole lot of time to do. Glad to know it was sarcastic.

Most of the campaign of the CoD series are unrealistic lol.

For ****s sake this is not supposed to be totally realistic. I mean really after all Mason has been through in R/L do you think he would still be alive? Nobody gets shot and then they suddenly after 5-6 seconds feel fine. I honestly think that the campaign really was a mystery store with a bunch of twists and turns that really had you connected close to Mason and Reznov. It really brought out a lot of character with a very superb dialogue that made you feel your were there with them, escaping from Vorkuta, meeting JFK, and flying over Nam' baby. If your going to overlook the campaign and name every unrealistic thing that is in it, your list would be 10 pages long.

Jesus, you would have saved some time from typing all that up if you just read the thread and my response.

I was naming my opinion. Sorry I was just trolling. Troll Token for you. You may get out of one trolling with it.

Dude who cares, it just a game. An electronic program that has no realism in itself