Post: Easiest Ascension Glitch [Noob Friendly]
03-05-2011, 08:48 PM #1
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PATCHED :(


skip to 0:14

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IMPORTANT: i just found out that the 2nd lunar lander glitch isnt working anymore, because when you try to do it , while your out of the cage, it some how lags u back in -___- . soo yeahh try to find a way to bypass that, correct me if im wrong. ALSO: in the 1st lunar lander glitch, i dont know if its patched or not? but i found a way to bypass it , for example: when ur flying up in the glitch , it makes u fall back down, well i found a way to overide that, When your doing the 1st lunar lander glitch , and ur about all the way up as you can go in the sky, jump to the side on to the building for it wont throw you back down. GOOD LUCK

NOTE: i believe if you do the glitch too much , the cage around the lunar lander will eventually well... One side of it will go more up, and one side of the cage will go more down , so basically it'll break and it wont let you do the glitch anymore.

Note: In the second glitch with the Lunar lander next to the hook, dont worry about the "cant crouch here" part , just do the exact same method from the one at the PHD flopper lunar lander , to get the glitch working

Note: Probably some of you have seen it but others havnt so i just put it to make sure EVERYONE knows , so that they can have fun too Happy

Once you click the link you would probably notice it looks like a old glitch from Ascension . well idc people wanna know how to glitch and this is the easiest one you can actually do.
steps

1. go to the lunar lander he is at which is the PHD flopper lunar lander.
2. once at the lunar lander just go to the skinny little line he goes to.
3. once on the line, when u feel the BUMP that makes you got up, moves slightly forward (NOT TO MUCH) and stay still.
4. tell your friend to call the lunar lander or just pay for it
5. OR you can just call the lander urself quickly like he does and crouch back down on the skinny line.

HAVE FUN

hoped that this has helped you (btw if it doesnt work , dont say its patched because i just tryed it on PS3, if you need help with it add: axxo-terror-axxo) :mudkip:

+REP
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03-05-2011, 09:02 PM #2
nice find ill try these glitches Smile
03-05-2011, 09:19 PM #3
jakerad95
YT - WrapAroundGaming
Originally posted by iownall6 View Post
NOT MY VIDEO

skip to 0:14

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Once you click the link you would probably notice it looks like a old glitch from Ascension . well idc people wanna know how to glitch and this is the easiest one you can actually do.
steps

1. go to the lunar lander he is at.
2. once at the lunar lander just go to the skinny little line he goes to.
3. once on the line, when u feel the BUMP that makes you got up, moves slightly forward (NOT TO MUCH) and stay still.
4. tell your friend to call the lunar lander or just pay for it
5. Dont worry about the rest of the vid, just that one part at 0:14-0:34 i guess

HAVE FUN

hoped that this has helped you (btw if it doesnt work , dont say its patched because i just tryed it on PS3, if you need help with it add: axxo-terror-axxo) :mudkip:
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will you be on later? im goin to my gf's house and when i get home i need help
03-05-2011, 09:46 PM #4
Originally posted by jakerad95 View Post
will you be on later? im goin to my gf's house and when i get home i need help


have fun :mudkip:

lol yeah i'll be on later . probably all day since its the weekend but let me know when u get home
03-05-2011, 10:10 PM #5
Console
Keepin it real
nice man, but its just the lunar lander glitch, ive seen it before
03-05-2011, 10:14 PM #6
ogbrandon
UnforgivenGamer
hey guys. did they just patch this? i tested it 2 hours ago and it worked like a charm. but when i tried it now it fails all the time.
can anyone confirm its still working at this time?

edit: NEVERMIND. we restarted the game and it worked again.
03-05-2011, 10:17 PM #7
nice post Cool Man (aka Tustin)
03-05-2011, 11:47 PM #8
It'll be working at all times . also i have just tryed the lunar lander glitch next to the hook , and confirmed that it works also , so if you'd like to try the second glitch , its the same procedure as the First one . and i just made this thread to make sure everyone knows about it . Happy
03-06-2011, 02:51 AM #9
RMHS
Bounty hunter
Psn z3j22p
03-06-2011, 04:29 PM #10
Scouse_Dom
League Champion
do you have to buy PHD flopper?

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