Post: Easiest Ascension Glitch [Noob Friendly]
03-05-2011, 08:48 PM #1
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PATCHED :(


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IMPORTANT: i just found out that the 2nd lunar lander glitch isnt working anymore, because when you try to do it , while your out of the cage, it some how lags u back in -___- . soo yeahh try to find a way to bypass that, correct me if im wrong. ALSO: in the 1st lunar lander glitch, i dont know if its patched or not? but i found a way to bypass it , for example: when ur flying up in the glitch , it makes u fall back down, well i found a way to overide that, When your doing the 1st lunar lander glitch , and ur about all the way up as you can go in the sky, jump to the side on to the building for it wont throw you back down. GOOD LUCK

NOTE: i believe if you do the glitch too much , the cage around the lunar lander will eventually well... One side of it will go more up, and one side of the cage will go more down , so basically it'll break and it wont let you do the glitch anymore.

Note: In the second glitch with the Lunar lander next to the hook, dont worry about the "cant crouch here" part , just do the exact same method from the one at the PHD flopper lunar lander , to get the glitch working

Note: Probably some of you have seen it but others havnt so i just put it to make sure EVERYONE knows , so that they can have fun too Happy

Once you click the link you would probably notice it looks like a old glitch from Ascension . well idc people wanna know how to glitch and this is the easiest one you can actually do.
steps

1. go to the lunar lander he is at which is the PHD flopper lunar lander.
2. once at the lunar lander just go to the skinny little line he goes to.
3. once on the line, when u feel the BUMP that makes you got up, moves slightly forward (NOT TO MUCH) and stay still.
4. tell your friend to call the lunar lander or just pay for it
5. OR you can just call the lander urself quickly like he does and crouch back down on the skinny line.

HAVE FUN

hoped that this has helped you (btw if it doesnt work , dont say its patched because i just tryed it on PS3, if you need help with it add: axxo-terror-axxo) :mudkip:

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03-06-2011, 06:39 PM #11
Originally posted by Dom View Post
do you have to buy PHD flopper?


Yes you have to buy PHD Flopper . i havn't tryed it with jugger nog .
03-06-2011, 09:28 PM #12
gpmn
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when the gates on the landers break prone on the spot coz its much easier and works every time
03-07-2011, 10:07 PM #13
Originally posted by gpmn View Post
when the gates on the landers break prone on the spot coz its much easier and works every time


i just tryed that and it didnt work , bc it pushed me to back when the lander started. they probably recently updated it for the cages can break like that Sad Awesome
03-07-2011, 10:52 PM #14
Hmm. Idk if i'm doing it wrong, but i tried all of the methods for the lander glitch, but it just won't let me lift up with it. Is it probably patched with a hotfix?
03-07-2011, 10:59 PM #15
i think you have to do it in a certain spot to go up with it
03-08-2011, 03:08 AM #16
it isnt patched , i just tryed it early, i try it everyday to keep it updated so for now.. its not patched, also it depends which lander your doing it on. if your by the "PHD Flopper Lander" then look on the video and find the skinny line around the lander, you just crouch in that spot and it lifts you up . now for the Other lander near the HOOK . you have to go to the 6th Bolt/Nail and look at the skinny line, from there u just crouch on it just like the phd lander method
03-08-2011, 03:19 AM #17
jakerad95
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Originally posted by iownall6 View Post
it isnt patched , i just tryed it early, i try it everyday to keep it updated so for now.. its not patched, also it depends which lander your doing it on. if your by the "PHD Flopper Lander" then look on the video and find the skinny line around the lander, you just crouch in that spot and it lifts you up . now for the Other lander near the HOOK . you have to go to the 6th Bolt/Nail and look at the skinny line, from there u just crouch on it just like the phd lander method


i know how to do the lander by the PhD flopper <--(easiest 1 to do) and the one by the sickle <--(harder to do) but how do you do the third lunar lander? and the one in the main lobby you start in? like i need a pic of what mark to line up with
03-08-2011, 08:13 PM #18
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Sync
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this doesn't work for me :(
03-09-2011, 02:50 AM #19
Originally posted by jakerad95 View Post
i know how to do the lander by the PhD flopper <--(easiest 1 to do) and the one by the sickle <--(harder to do) but how do you do the third lunar lander? and the one in the main lobby you start in? like i need a pic of what mark to line up with



i believe no1 has found a way to do the spawn lunar lander glitch and same for the other lunar lander glitch near the clanmores Sad Awesome

Originally posted by xSynchroniized
this doesn't work for me :(


just tell ur friend to call the lander or buy it , once he does that quickly crouch on the skinny line on the video and it should work fine

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