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2.What do you get when I and the FAL are added together?

You get a FA(I)L

3.What’s the difference between a modern warfare 2 lobby and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

4.How come only SOAP survived? -BECAUSE the Ultranationalists found him clean!!!

5.Knock knock!

Who's there?

IWnet

Iwne.. *migrating host please wait 5... 4... 3.. 2.. 1..*

Unable to migrate host return to knock knock.

6.How do you stop a drug addict from breaking in and robbing your house?
Hold an Intervention.

Bad jokes.

Well, the first one was okay. the rest were kindof stupid. but true.

Haha I liked number 6!

How about this. Mw2 is a joke

your addicted to mw2 when you refer to sex as tactical insertion

number 6 and number 1 were the good ones.

Now thats a mw2 joke You need to learn from this guy

1. I get so many preditors, I'm getting my own show Dateline!!

2. My doctor told me I have OCD.
I told him I'm a rusher and don't have Obsessive Camping Disorder.

3. I recently downloaded a hack to my Garmin. Now it keeps trying to take me outside the map.

All I can think of at the moment.