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2.What do you get when I and the FAL are added together?

You get a FA(I)L

3.What’s the difference between a modern warfare 2 lobby and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

4.How come only SOAP survived? -BECAUSE the Ultranationalists found him clean!!!

5.Knock knock!

Who's there?

IWnet

Iwne.. *migrating host please wait 5... 4... 3.. 2.. 1..*

Unable to migrate host return to knock knock.

6.How do you stop a drug addict from breaking in and robbing your house?
Hold an Intervention.

Why is Mw2 Shit?

Because it's full of noob tubing camping shits who ruin the game, and also because IW ****ed it up.

what a joke

Getting a tactical nuke on Call of Duty is the best feeling in life.
Much better than having sex.

Probably.

A:Knock knock
B:Whos there?
A:Elevator
B:Eleva....
*A blasts off into the air without commando pro*