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Ok so I got this idea off another forum a while ago, so i decided to post my version of it

Ok so for each question you are rewarded points at the end add up your points and see what kind of noob you are. Post your score below and dont cheat :p

Level 1 - Each worth 5 points
You have a class with a heartbeat sensor
You have commando on 3 or more classes
You havent named any of your classes
You blame your deaths on lag, even though that clearly isnt the problem
You have 5 or more classes with a shotgun
You call the tier 3 perks yellow
You have hacked your prestige
At least 1 of your fall camo guns are boosted for
You have boosted for a nuke
You have never, or hardly ever shoot down air support
You challenge people who whoop your ass to a 1v1
You quickscope in matchmaking even though you know your not very good
You dont hunt for nuke boosters when your playing free for all

Level 2 - Each worth 10 points
You have Heartbeat sensors on 2 or more guns
You have a class with marathon lightweight commando class
You get the accolade "Most time spent in one spot" atleast every 10 games
All your guns have a silencer
You have a thermal sniper
You have boosted for the nuke emblem
You use a danger close AT4, RPG-7, or Javelin
You have a golden Emblem you boosted for
The only class you have one man army on is a grenade launcher class
You think every tenth prestiger is a hacker
You have called someone a hacker because the beat you in a game
Atleast 2 of your guns have thermal

Level 3 - each worth 20 points
You use the "Rock" exploit on Fuel
You use a Danger Close Grenade launcher
You get the most time spent in one place accolade atleast every other game
Your clan tag has been OpTc or MLG at one time
You have a golden title you have boosted for.
Atleast 3 of your guns have a thermal

0 - 5 = Congrats you Noobfree
6 - 15 = The dark side is lookin pretty good to you
16 - 30 = Oh boy, Noob in training
31 - 55 = Watch out, Noob coming through
56 - 65 = Noob level over 9000!
66 - 80 = Wrote the book N00bin 101
81+ = You have successfully reached a level of Noob unheard of before

Added new Levels of newbyness =D
Alright guys heres my score - 15, I have thermal on my sniper and lag is my main excuse :embarrassed:

Level 1 - Each worth 5 points
You have commando on 3 or more classes no
You havent named any of your classes no
You blame your deaths on lag, even though that clearly isnt the problem no
You have 5 or more classes with a shotgun no
You call the tier 3 perks yellow no
You have hacked your prestige yes
At least 1 of your fall camo guns are boosted for yes
You have never, or hardly ever shoot down air support
no
Level 2 - Each worth 10 points
You have a MLC class no
You get the accolade "Most time spent in one spot" atleast every 10 gamesno
All your guns have a silencer no
You have a thermal sniper no
You use a danger close AT4, RPG-7, or Javelin no
You have a golden Emblem you boosted for no

Level 3 - each worth 20 points
You use a Danger Close Grenade launcher yes
You get the most time spent in one place accolade atleast every other game no
Your clan tag has been OpTc or MLG at one time no
You go 4 - 2 or something similar while quickscoping in team deathmatch no
You have a golden title you have boosted for. no

0 - 5 = Congrats you Noobfree
6 - 15 = The dark side is lookin pretty good to you
16 - 25 = Oh boy, Noob in training
26 - 40 = Watch out, Noob coming through
41 - 50 = Noob level over 9000!
51 - 60 = 3p1c N3wbZ0r
61+ = You have successfully reached a level of Noob unheard of before

Noob incoming on your location

-At least 1 of your fall camo guns are boosted for
-All your guns have a silencer
-You use a Danger Close Grenade launcher
- You use a danger close AT4, RPG-7, or Javelin :black:

Woo. I have a perfect 0.

You got some abnormal stuff here, need more like this:
You whore the (UMP/Scar-H/ACR/Machine Pistols/GL/Heartbeat/Thermal/Shotgun)

Same with perks

Also, 0. None of that crap applies to me. I never complain about lag, have never boosted, and I got legit 10th Prestige.

Hmmm i may consider adding a few more if some people are honestly getting zero :confused:

LOL my score is 40

Haha I like that, im gonna add it into the levels of newb =D

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Updated the list

I have a huge score. But **** it, call me a noob, at least I'm not a whiny faggot who challenges 1v1 and says people are hacking.