Post: Noob Rating Scale
08-02-2010, 03:12 AM #1
Onehungrywater
Vault dweller
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Ok so I got this idea off another forum a while ago, so i decided to post my version of it

Ok so for each question you are rewarded points at the end add up your points and see what kind of noob you are. Post your score below and dont cheat :p

Level 1 - Each worth 5 points
You have a class with a heartbeat sensor
You have commando on 3 or more classes
You havent named any of your classes
You blame your deaths on lag, even though that clearly isnt the problem
You have 5 or more classes with a shotgun
You call the tier 3 perks yellow
You have hacked your prestige
At least 1 of your fall camo guns are boosted for
You have boosted for a nuke
You have never, or hardly ever shoot down air support
You challenge people who whoop your ass to a 1v1
You quickscope in matchmaking even though you know your not very good
You dont hunt for nuke boosters when your playing free for all

Level 2 - Each worth 10 points
You have Heartbeat sensors on 2 or more guns
You have a class with marathon lightweight commando class
You get the accolade "Most time spent in one spot" atleast every 10 games
All your guns have a silencer
You have a thermal sniper
You have boosted for the nuke emblem
You use a danger close AT4, RPG-7, or Javelin
You have a golden Emblem you boosted for
The only class you have one man army on is a grenade launcher class
You think every tenth prestiger is a hacker
You have called someone a hacker because the beat you in a game
Atleast 2 of your guns have thermal

Level 3 - each worth 20 points
You use the "Rock" exploit on Fuel
You use a Danger Close Grenade launcher
You get the most time spent in one place accolade atleast every other game
Your clan tag has been OpTc or MLG at one time
You have a golden title you have boosted for.
Atleast 3 of your guns have a thermal

0 - 5 = Congrats you Noobfree
6 - 15 = The dark side is lookin pretty good to you
16 - 30 = Oh boy, Noob in training
31 - 55 = Watch out, Noob coming through
56 - 65 = Noob level over 9000!
66 - 80 = Wrote the book N00bin 101
81+ = You have successfully reached a level of Noob unheard of before

Added new Levels of newbyness =D
Alright guys heres my score - 15, I have thermal on my sniper and lag is my main excuse :embarrassed:
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helpmeoprah, xVii-
08-02-2010, 08:02 PM #29
Mariodude007
Bounty hunter
120 :embarrassed:
Mainly using thermal or explosives :black:
08-02-2010, 08:09 PM #30
xVii-
Big Sister
Mine's 40 Gasp

  • You have hacked your prestige
  • At least 1 of your fall camo guns are boosted for (the vector)
  • The only class you have one man army on is a grenade launcher class (spawn tube class)
  • You use a Danger Close Grenade launcher (spawn tube class)

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Dylan_Owns
08-02-2010, 08:14 PM #31
Ry4n_357
Pokemon Trainer
In Level One, you wrote "You quickscope in matchmaking even though you know your not very good."
Well........then how the **** is anyone supposed to get any better at it?!?!?!
Just my opinion, but some of the "noobness" isn't even "noobness" in your post.
08-02-2010, 08:15 PM #32
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Dylan
Guest
Originally posted by 357 View Post
In Level One, you wrote "You quickscope in matchmaking even though you know your not very good."
Well........then how the **** is anyone supposed to get any better at it?!?!?!
Just my opinion, but some of the "noobness" isn't even "noobness" in your post.


Private matches.
08-02-2010, 08:24 PM #33
DiXiEnOrMoUz28
A.K.A Daboss1288
well i legit got a 70 so im a noob i guess even tho MLC i have for cap the flag and i have OMA Tubes and dangerclose for when you get into a room with those people
08-02-2010, 08:27 PM #34
Chaldo29
I LOVE to eat Gummi Bears
I have 85 because you have so many of them repeating.....
08-02-2010, 09:35 PM #35
Onehungrywater
Vault dweller
Originally posted by 357 View Post
In Level One, you wrote "You quickscope in matchmaking even though you know your not very good."
Well........then how the **** is anyone supposed to get any better at it?!?!?!
Just my opinion, but some of the "noobness" isn't even "noobness" in your post.


Are you serious, get better with your friends in private match, dont make everyone else suffer for your shitty qs-ing. I know anyone who plays a game with people like you would agree

---------- Post added at 05:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:34 PM ----------

Originally posted by Chaldo29 View Post
I have 85 because you have so many of them repeating.....


Ehh, some are similar but depending on the situation you can get one but not the other.
08-02-2010, 11:08 PM #36
35. DC Rockets, Thermal sniper, 5+ shotties and I can't remember what else.

This isn't very accurate though, a lot of stuff in there isn't nooby, but it's a fun test. Smile
08-02-2010, 11:56 PM #37
Dylan_Owns
Master of teh internetz
Quickscope in Matchmaking +5
Challenge people to a 1v1 who I know I'll lose against, +5

Mine is now 10

Also, you need something like "You have more than one class with the UMP"

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