remember, it is just a game, wishing any real harm on any1 is pathetic, whiny, and makes you 68.9334% look like a gurly gurl :mudkip: seriously though if you get that mad at a vg as too wish harm upon another, turn off the game :yim not flaming you btw)

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indeed lol, personally i like to pull out a riot shield when i join a sniper lobby =D that, or i noob toob :p lol

ok so i got this idea from a man name dark aces on gamefaqs, he touched on some good topics but i will go more in-depth with each one and add some more topics.

THIS IS THE GUIDE ON HOW TO BE THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER ON COD!!!!!111ONE

p.s. if you hate noobtoobing or commando read the second to last page first =D b4 u flame, because if you flame you end up looking like a jackass

ALSO DONT FORGET TO CHECK YOUR PRO LEVEL ON THE LAST PAGE =D and post it if you like :love:

[multipage=RULE #1-There is only one attachment you should use on your assault rifle]

When using an assault rifle, the ONLY attachment you should EVER use is the grenade launcher. Any other attachment will only serve you as a way to your demise. EVERY OTHER ATTACHMENT IS POINTLESS.

[multipage=METHOD #1-How to use the grenade launcher]

As soon as the match starts and you join the game with your assault rifle switch DIRECTLY to your launcher. Then immediately after switching to your launcher aim up in the sky and shoot both launchers. This method is referred to by all the mlg players as "spawn toobing". If you are truly dedicated to being the greatest player ever then u would do as most of the greats do and go into split screen and practice spawn toobing. By the way, NEVER save your launchers for a time where you could use it to gain an advantage over a camper or a man who is going for the nuke, except if you have one man army.

[multipage=METHOD #2-One man army noob toobing]

Okay this is quite possibly the ultimate way to show your skill in mw2. Only the true cod beasts know how to properly one man army and i am going to be kind enough to teach you =D.

What you need:
1.Assault rifle with grenade launcher attachment
2.One man army perk
3.Danger close perk
4.claymores
5.good building to camp

Method:
Okay so what you want to do is find a building to camp in that has windows that you can look out of to shoot your launchers and only two entrances. After you have found a building, place a clay at one entrance and use one man army to switch back to the same class to place another clay at the other entrance. Then look out the window and continually shoot your launcher and using one man army every time you run out. This is a perfect way to get a nuke.

NOTE- This method works best in game modes like Snd, Dom, and Hq.

[multipage=RULE #2-There is only one smg you should use]

The only smg you should EVER use is the Ump-45. Every other smg is statistically worse than the almighty ump-45. This gun is a 3 hit kill AT ALL RANGE, and a two hit kill within 20 yards if you slap on stopping power. Using another smg would be like picking to sleep with amy winehouse when you could have slept with Megan Fox.
There are 3 ways to use the Ump-45 that are almost guaranteed to get you a nuke and show off your mad skillz.

[multipage=METHOD #3-Ways to use the ump-45]

There are 3 ways to use the Ump-45.
1. Requires Ump, any secondary, claymores, Scavenger, stopping power, ninja. Pretty simple just find a spot and camp. any one who gets close enough will drop in two bullets. Only us this method in respawn games.
2. Requires Ump, Pistol with tactical knife, Throwing Knife(to show your better than every1 else), Marathon, Lightweight, and Commando. Run around at all times with your tactical knife and knife people from 10 yards away, and any enemy that is more than 20 yards take out your ump and pwn(term used by all the best players) them. USE THIS METHOD IN ALL GAME MODES.
3. Requires Ump, Pistol with tactical knife, Throwing Knife(to show your better than every1 else), Marathon, coldblooded, and Ninja. This method is for when you want to be stealthy and ninja defuse to show that you don't even need to kill anyone to prove your better than them. Only use this method in snd.

[multipage=RULE #3/METHOD #4-Light machine guns are for scrubs except if it is you using them]

The light machine guns should be frowned upon, except if you use them. Remember to only use this class

Any LMG WITH G ATTACHMENT
Any Secondary
Claymores
Scavenger
Stopping Power
Steady aim

METHO
All you need to do is find one spot on the map and just sit there holding down L1 and continually shooting.

[multipage=RULE #4- The only sniper you should use]

The only sniper the great players in MW2 ever use is the INTERVENTION. Using any other sniper officially makes you a scrub and you are labeled as a virgin, no matter how many times you have had intercourse or if you are married.

[multipage=METHOD #5- How to use the INTERVENTION]

Class setup:
Intervention with thermal or fmj attachment
spaz 12 or AA12
throwing knife(again you need this to show you are better than every1 else)
Stuns
Slight of hand pro
stopping power
steady aim

Method:
The only thing you really need to know is NEVER, EVER, Hardscope. This is what complete scrubs do. Basically hardscoping is looking down the scope (IKR who da f does that). What you should do is quickscope or no scope. those are the only true legit ways of sniping. Oh and to help with your quickscoping make sure you join lots and lots of sniper lobbies(private matches sole for the purpose of sniping only). Another way to help is watching lots of quickscoping montages on YouTube for hours and hours.

[multipage=RULE #5-What to do when you die]

If you are running around the map and somehow some scrub gets lucky and you lag so he kills you, quickly skip the killcam and RUN BACK to the spot you were killed in to attempt to get your revenge kill. REVENGE KILLS MEAN EVERYTHING. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE KILLS YOU IF YOU GET YOUR REVENGE KILL YOU ARE BETTER THAN HIM. After you have got your revenge kill make sure to camp to his spot as he will surely keep coming back for a revenge kill like an idiot.

[multipage=RULE #6-KDR and WLR mean EVERYTHING]

Your kills to death ratio and your wins to loss ratio mean the world to you and everybody else. So if you are having a bad game make sure to either dashboard or quit game, or if you are truly elite unplug your router or Ethernet cable. Remember if you don't have a high enough KDR or WLR you will never be able to do these things:

1. Sit at the cool table during lunch.
2. Talk to girls
3. brag
4. talk trash
5. whine
6. Get laid

ALSO IF YOU HAVE LOST YOUR V CARD AND HAVE GONE NEGATIVE IN A GAME OF MW2 WITHOUT DASH BOARDING OR QUITING GAME YOU AUTOMATICALLY GET A NEW V CARD AND WILL HAVE TO RE LOSE IT.

[multipage=RULE #7-Show good sportsmanship]

You can never be the greatest without showing good showmanship. This includes but is not limited to

1. Trash Talking
2. whining after every time you are killed
3. blaming every death on lag
4. Bragging after every kill
5. challenging anyone who does better than you to a 1v1

[multipage=RULE #8- NEVER waste your time]

Don't waste your time taking down an enemy killstreak with your stinger. Its pointless and you have the chance of getting killed while looking up. Just continue what your doing because you are the best.

Don't waste you time going for the objective as well. There is no need for you to go for the objective as you have teammates to do that for you. Plus there is a chance you get killed while going for the objective.

Don't waste your time using UAV as a killstreak. If you are truly great then you don't need the UAV. Just continue to rock the 5-7-9, 7-9-11, 5-7-11, and 7-11-25 killstreak set ups as they show more of how skilled you are.

[multipage=Rule #10-Always remember you are better than every1 else]

Even if they do better than you, remember it is only one game and overall you are better than them. No matter how much more stats they have, or how high their gamebattle team is up on the ladder, THEY ARE < YOU.

[multipage=RULE #11-THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE AND IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW IT YOU ARE NOT PRO]

Always remember that your account name pretty much decides your fate on whether or not people will ever look up to you in life. Things that should be included in you account name, but not limited to, are:

1.xX_ prefix and _xX suffix
2.zX_ prefix and _Xz suffix
3.xX-_ prefix and _-Xx suffix
4.zX-_ prefix and _-Xz suffix
5.lots of x's
6.replace capital I's with lower case L's
7.i-_(yourname) eg: i-_Holy or i-_N00DL3s
8. replace letters with look alike numbers
9.Your account name should say you are pro in it ,that you quickscope, or that you pwn the noobs


[multipage=THE END]

Thanks for reading and no this is not a toke jopic :carling:

If you believe i have left out anything pm me and i will surely add it in here =D

[multipage=CHECK YOUR PRO LEVEL HERE]

Ok so following each rule gets you 1 point and following each method posted gets you 1 pt.

0 pts= VIRGIN NOOB
1 pts= NOOB WHO IS TOO SCARED TO TALK TO GIRLS
2 pts= WTFZOMGBBQ get off the game scrub
3 pts= you need to GOML
4 pts= SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE(according to those that are UBER PRO at MW2)
5 pts= GOMMEL
6 pts= NOOB
7 pts= average player
8 pts= Good player
9 pts= Great player
10 pts= YOUR THE GREATEST
10>x pts= Dude, seriously you realize this is a toke jopic right? you sir are a true noob.

I haz 9pts so i iz a great player

ROFL man nice job on the toke jopic :bro:.

Also put something about EMP's being the best killstreak and it makes it even MORE pro if you caan get an EMP. I see a lot of those d-bag's on PSN so...