Prostitute Vending Machine!

03-01-2011, 10:27 PM #1

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Prostitute Vending Machine

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OpJiFCDTkY"]Prostitute Vending Maching[/ame]

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He asked me to release this.
He made the ideo and the code.
I fixed it and made a video.

The Code:

    

Machine()

{

	level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );

	level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );

	level.box Solid();

	level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);

	for(;

	{

		self.quze destroy();

		if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100)

		{

			self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );

			self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );

			self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");

			if(self usebuttonpressed())

			{

				self thread Model();

				self.quze destroy();

			}

		}

		wait 0.05;

	}

}

Model()

{

	crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));

	crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );

	crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));

	crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);

	self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");

	self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("Press [{+stance}] to start T-Bagging");

	wait 1;

    self thread doTbag();

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );

}

doTbag() 

{ 

   self endon("death"); 

   self endon("disconnect"); 

   	self notifyOnPlayerCommand("tbag", "+stance");

	self waittill("tbag");	

   while(1){

   self setstance( "stand" ); 

   wait 0.5; 

   self setstance( "crouch" ); 

   wait 0.5; 

   }

}

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    Machine(){level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );level.box Solid();level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);for(;{self.quze destroy();if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100){self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");if(self usebuttonpressed()){self thread Model();self.quze destroy();}}wait 0.05;}}Model(){crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );}

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IL--U--IK--IE, JakeM, Mrs.Drake, PussayPatrol, Rogelio702, xT4sSin

03-01-2011, 10:28 PM #2

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Such a shame that the sex dolls look like men.

03-01-2011, 10:39 PM #3

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Such a shame that the sex dolls look like men.

1. Prostitutes have feelings too =D

2. It's still a prostitute isn't it? O_o

03-01-2011, 10:55 PM #4

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Thank for releasing <3 .
I didn't see somehing like this before Racketeer ...

---------- Post added at 05:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:39 PM ----------

Here is the final version , I just added T-BAG :

    Machine()

{

	level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );

	level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );

	level.box Solid();

	level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);

	for(;

	{

		self.quze destroy();

		if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100)

		{

			self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );

			self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );

			self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");

			if(self usebuttonpressed())

			{

				self thread Model();

				self.quze destroy();

			}

		}

		wait 0.05;

	}

}

Model()

{

	crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));

	crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );

	crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));

	crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);

	self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");

        self thread doTbag();

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );

} 

}

wait 15.0;

}

}

self.CreatedByxT4sSin destroy();

self.tbag = 0;

}

}

}

doTbag() 

 { 

   self endon("death"); 

   self endon("disconnect"); 

	if (self.tbag==0){

		self.tbag = 1;

		self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("I see you like my Prostitute!");

	} else if (self.tbag==1){

		self.tbag = 0;

		self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("Don't you have more money ? :'(");

	}

while ( self.tbag == 1 )   

 		  { 

         self setstance( "stand" ); 

         wait 0.5; 

         self setstance( "crouch" ); 

         wait 0.5; 

   }

}

03-01-2011, 11:10 PM #5

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Originally posted by xT4sSin

Thank for releasing <3 .
I didn't see somehing like this before Racheteer ...

---------- Post added at 05:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:39 PM ----------

Here is the final version , I just added T-BAG :

    Machine()

{

	level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );

	level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );

	level.box Solid();

	level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);

	for(;

	{

		self.quze destroy();

		if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100)

		{

			self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );

			self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );

			self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");

			if(self usebuttonpressed())

			{

				self thread Model();

				self.quze destroy();

			}

		}

		wait 0.05;

	}

}

Model()

{

	crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));

	crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );

	crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));

	crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);

	self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");

        self thread doTbag();

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );

} 

}

wait 15.0;

}

}

self.CreatedByxT4sSin destroy();

self.tbag = 0;

}

}

}

doTbag() 

 { 

   self endon("death"); 

   self endon("disconnect"); 

	if (self.tbag==0){

		self.tbag = 1;

		self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("I see you like my Prostitute!");

	} else if (self.tbag==1){

		self.tbag = 0;

		self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("Don't you have more money ? :'(");

	}

while ( self.tbag == 1 )   

 		  { 

         self setstance( "stand" ); 

         wait 0.5; 

         self setstance( "crouch" ); 

         wait 0.5; 

   }

}

Yea i know. It doesn't work 100%
I fixed it but it doesn't T-Bag.
You can try to fix it:
I g2g.

    Machine()

{

	level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );

	level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );

	level.box Solid();

	level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);

	for(;

	{

		self.quze destroy();

		if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100)

		{

			self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );

			self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );

			self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");

			if(self usebuttonpressed())

			{

				self thread Model();

				self.quze destroy();

			}

		}

		wait 0.05;

	}

}

Model()

{

	crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));

	crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );

	crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));

	crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);

	self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");

	self thread doTbag();

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );

	self.tbag = 0;

}

doTbag() 

{ 

self endon("death"); 

self endon("disconnect"); 

if (self.tbag==0){

self.tbag = 1;

self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("I see you like my Prostitute!");

} else if (self.tbag==1){

self.tbag = 0;

self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("Don't you have more money ?");

}

while ( self.tbag == 1 ) 

{ 

self setstance( "stand" ); 

wait 0.5; 

self setstance( "crouch" ); 

wait 0.5; 

}

}

03-01-2011, 11:13 PM #6

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Yea i know. It doesn't work 100%
I fixed it but it doesn't T-Bag.
You can try to fix it:
I g2g.

    Machine()

{

	level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );

	level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );

	level.box Solid();

	level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);

	for(;

	{

		self.quze destroy();

		if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100)

		{

			self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );

			self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );

			self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");

			if(self usebuttonpressed())

			{

				self thread Model();

				self.quze destroy();

			}

		}

		wait 0.05;

	}

}

Model()

{

	crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));

	crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );

	crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));

	crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);

	self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");

	self thread doTbag();

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );

	self.tbag = 0;

}

doTbag() 

{ 

self endon("death"); 

self endon("disconnect"); 

if (self.tbag==0){

self.tbag = 1;

self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("I see you like my Prostitute!");

} else if (self.tbag==1){

self.tbag = 0;

self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("Don't you have more money ?");

}

while ( self.tbag == 1 ) 

{ 

self setstance( "stand" ); 

wait 0.5; 

self setstance( "crouch" ); 

wait 0.5; 

}

}

I'am trying to fix it ..
PS : BB , Good Night Winky Winky

03-01-2011, 11:14 PM #7

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That's hilarious, great post :y:

03-01-2011, 11:15 PM #8

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Originally posted by xT4sSin

I'am trying to fix it ..
PS : BB , Good Night Winky Winky

Thanks <''3

---------- Post added at 12:15 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:14 AM ----------

Originally posted by IE

That's hilarious, great post :y:

Dont forget to thank the real maker.

03-01-2011, 11:19 PM #9

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Look absolutely hilarious mate! I hope to see a video soon on this :p

03-01-2011, 11:23 PM #10

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Now tbag must work :

    Machine()

{

	level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );

	level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );

	level.box Solid();

	level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);

	for(;

	{

		self.quze destroy();

		if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100)

		{

			self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );

			self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );

			self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");

			if(self usebuttonpressed())

			{

				self thread Model();

				self.quze destroy();

			}

		}

		wait 0.05;

	}

}

Model()

{

	crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));

	crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );

	crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));

	crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);

	self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");

        self thread doTbag();

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );

} 

}

wait 0.15;

}

}

self.CreatedByxT4sSin destroy();

}

}

doTbag() 

 { 

   self endon("death"); 

   self endon("disconnect"); 

   self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("I see you like my Prostitute!");

   self setstance( "stand" ); 

   wait 0.5; 

   self setstance( "crouch" ); 

   wait 0.5; 

   }

But T-BAG doesn't stop ...
Can someone help me please ?
I'm a beginner . --'

---------- Post added at 06:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:19 PM ----------

Originally posted by Honeycomb

Look absolutely hilarious mate! I hope to see a video soon on this :p

I'll make a video of the final version tomorrow Winky Winky