Prostitute Vending Machine!

03-01-2011, 10:27 PM #1

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Prostitute Vending Machine

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OpJiFCDTkY"]Prostitute Vending Maching[/ame]

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He asked me to release this.
He made the ideo and the code.
I fixed it and made a video.

The Code:

    

Machine()

{

	level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );

	level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );

	level.box Solid();

	level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);

	for(;

	{

		self.quze destroy();

		if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100)

		{

			self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );

			self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );

			self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");

			if(self usebuttonpressed())

			{

				self thread Model();

				self.quze destroy();

			}

		}

		wait 0.05;

	}

}

Model()

{

	crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));

	crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );

	crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));

	crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);

	self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");

	self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("Press [{+stance}] to start T-Bagging");

	wait 1;

    self thread doTbag();

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );

}

doTbag() 

{ 

   self endon("death"); 

   self endon("disconnect"); 

   	self notifyOnPlayerCommand("tbag", "+stance");

	self waittill("tbag");	

   while(1){

   self setstance( "stand" ); 

   wait 0.5; 

   self setstance( "crouch" ); 

   wait 0.5; 

   }

}

In 1 line:

    Machine(){level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );level.box Solid();level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);for(;{self.quze destroy();if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100){self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");if(self usebuttonpressed()){self thread Model();self.quze destroy();}}wait 0.05;}}Model(){crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );}

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The following 6 users say thank you to xQuZe- for this useful post:

IL--U--IK--IE, JakeM, Mrs.Drake, PussayPatrol, Rogelio702, xT4sSin

03-01-2011, 11:45 PM #11

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lmao thats ughm different

03-02-2011, 01:18 AM #12

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LOL GREAT code very useful id love to use tthis

03-02-2011, 03:15 AM #13

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Originally posted by xQuZe

Prostitute Vending Machine

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He asked me to release this.
He made the ideo and the code.
I fixed it and made a video.

The Code:

    

Machine()

{

	level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );

	level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );

	level.box Solid();

	level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);

	for(;

	{

		self.quze destroy();

		if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100)

		{

			self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );

			self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );

			self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");

			if(self usebuttonpressed())

			{

				self thread Model();

				self.quze destroy();

			}

		}

		wait 0.05;

	}

}

Model()

{

	crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));

	crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );

	crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));

	crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);

	self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );

}

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    Machine(){level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );level.box Solid();level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);for(;{self.quze destroy();if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100){self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");if(self usebuttonpressed()){self thread Model();self.quze destroy();}}wait 0.05;}}Model(){crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );}

lol it should of been a bot with the blow up doll model

03-02-2011, 03:21 AM #14

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Nice name you got there bro lol Happy

- But this is nice someone it still keeping the mw2 section a live lol

03-02-2011, 03:53 AM #15

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Funny kids have the funniest ideas. Good one, well not u, but him Smile

03-03-2011, 01:42 PM #16

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lol wow,
i doubt anyone will use this. but its pretty cool

03-03-2011, 08:40 PM #17

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Originally posted by xQuZe

Prostitute Vending Machine

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He asked me to release this.
He made the ideo and the code.
I fixed it and made a video.

The Code:

    

Machine()

{

	level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );

	level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );

	level.box Solid();

	level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);

	for(;

	{

		self.quze destroy();

		if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100)

		{

			self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );

			self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );

			self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");

			if(self usebuttonpressed())

			{

				self thread Model();

				self.quze destroy();

			}

		}

		wait 0.05;

	}

}

Model()

{

	crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));

	crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );

	crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));

	crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);

	self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");

	self thread maps\mp\gametypes\_hud_message::hintMessage("Press [{+stance}] to start T-Bagging");

	wait 1;

    self thread doTbag();

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );

	self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );

}

doTbag() 

{ 

   self endon("death"); 

   self endon("disconnect"); 

   	self notifyOnPlayerCommand("tbag", "+stance");

	self waittill("tbag");	

   while(1){

   self setstance( "stand" ); 

   wait 0.5; 

   self setstance( "crouch" ); 

   wait 0.5; 

   }

}

In 1 line:

    Machine(){level.box = spawn( "script_model", (self.origin+(0,-180,0)) );level.box setModel( "com_vending_can_new2_lit" );level.box Solid();level.box CloneBrushmodelToScriptmodel(level.airDropCrateCollision);for(;{self.quze destroy();if(distance(self.origin, level.box.origin) <100){self.quze = self createFontString( "hudbig", 0.8 );self.quze setPoint( "Center", "Center", 0, 5 );self.quze setText("^1Press [{+usereload}] ^7To ^1Buy ^7a ^1Prostitute");if(self usebuttonpressed()){self thread Model();self.quze destroy();}}wait 0.05;}}Model(){crate = spawn("script_model", level.box.origin+(0,-60,50));crate setModel( "furniture_blowupdoll01" );crate PhysicsLaunchServer( (0,0,0), (0,0,0));crate.angles = self.angles+(0,90,0);self iPrintlnBold("^1Have Fun With My Prostitute !");self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 0, "name", "^1I see you have" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 1, "name", "^2Used my prostitute" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 2, "name", "^3I hope you Enjoyed" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 3, "name", "^4You have Mushrooms now .. " );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 4, "name", "^5Next time use condom" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 5, "name", "^6LOL" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 6, "name", "^7Code By xT4sSinHD" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 7, "name", "^8Help from xQuZe-" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 8, "name", "^9But most credits to xT4sSinHD" );self setPlayerData( "customClasses", 9, "name", "^1Idea from myself" );}

this is insane! now i can buy as many bitches as i want!

03-03-2011, 08:57 PM #18

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hhahaha nice ima use this in 1 of my patches ill edit thanks man Smile