(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You Play To Much Mw2 When:

You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

You Jizz on a apple and yell "sticky out!"

You tell Ghost Hunters(TV show) that Ghost has already been killed you can stop now.

You get a ticket for running around shotting people with a sniper(air soft gun) and yelling "QUICK SCOPE!"

The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck

You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."

You put a flare on top of your Xbox/PS3 so you can spawn by it when you wake up.

You kill a bug and whisper "Tango down

You yell out "NUKE IT'S ALL OVER!" when your favorite team loses

+rep if you thought these were funny =D
And yes me and my friend made this for s**** and giggles

i liked the EMP And tactical insertion, mines is on the controller. I Wake up and turn my ps3 on 8D

Jokes were funny, but..

Copy pasta without a link :n:

Asking for +rep is against the forum rules

Are these original or copy/paste?

you said mw2 whys there a dog one lol i think thats black ops isnt it? idk i never played black ops?

Ya lol, just saying in MW2, Soap(main character) is always beast like that

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Original =D

These are copy and pasted, I have read these jokes may times except for the flare one, it made me LOL. :mudkip: But still, thank you for bringing a smile to my face and please give source next time.

You put a flare on top of your Xbox/PS3 so you can spawn by it when you wake up.
loool i like it most

the funniest one was the tac insert lol

i liked the defuse the bomb one cuz you could imagine yourself doing it :L