Post: Funny MW2 Jokes
03-03-2011, 03:29 AM #1
Swade
The Brain Named Its Self
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You Play To Much Mw2 When:

You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

You Jizz on a apple and yell "sticky out!"

You tell Ghost Hunters(TV show) that Ghost has already been killed you can stop now.

You get a ticket for running around shotting people with a sniper(air soft gun) and yelling "QUICK SCOPE!"

The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck

You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."

You put a flare on top of your Xbox/PS3 so you can spawn by it when you wake up.

You kill a bug and whisper "Tango down

You yell out "NUKE IT'S ALL OVER!" when your favorite team loses

+rep if you thought these were funny =D
And yes me and my friend made this for s**** and giggles
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03-03-2011, 05:22 PM #11
-Bane-
Bane Does Work. Like Me.
Originally posted by lilwarrior7 View Post
You Play To Much Mw2 When:

You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

You Jizz on a apple and yell "sticky out!"

You tell Ghost Hunters(TV show) that Ghost has already been killed you can stop now.

The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck

You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."

You put a flare on top of your Xbox/PS3 so you can spawn by it when you wake up.

You kill a bug and whisper "Tango down

You yell out "NUKE IT'S ALL OVER!" when your favorite team loses

+rep if you thought these were funny =D
And yes me and my friend made this for s**** and giggles


emp and the dog are my favorites!
03-03-2011, 09:19 PM #12
Originally posted by ImAlwaysBored View Post
you said mw2 whys there a dog one lol i think thats black ops isnt it? idk i never played black ops?


There is dogs in MW2 but they are only in campaign mode.:hitman:
03-03-2011, 09:22 PM #13
x-MaGiiKZz-o
Who’s Jim Erased?
Haha lol they are all so funny, nice job thinking them up Smile Happy
03-03-2011, 09:41 PM #14
Swade
The Brain Named Its Self
Originally posted by IE View Post
Jokes were funny, but..

Copy pasta without a link :n:

Asking for +rep is against the forum rules


Not copy and paste if you read
03-03-2011, 10:36 PM #15
IL--U--IK--IE
At least I can fight
Originally posted by lilwarrior7 View Post
Not copy and paste if you read


It's funny that you say these are all orginal, when I made a google search and found that multiple websites all had posts the same or nearly exactly the same as yours.

Stop taking others work, it's plagiarism. :n:
What's even WORSE is that when someone asked you if it was copy/pasted, you claimed it as original work.

Websites containing similar work:
03-04-2011, 02:34 AM #16
Swade
The Brain Named Its Self
Originally posted by IE View Post
It's funny that you say these are all orginal, when I made a google search and found that multiple websites all had posts the same or nearly exactly the same as yours.

Stop taking others work, it's plagiarism. :n:
What's even WORSE is that when someone asked you if it was copy/pasted, you claimed it as original work.

Websites containing similar work:


WTF your right, but my friend made up most of them ill have to SHOT HIM IN THE FACE....sorry i play MW2 to much =D Ya sorry about that

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