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If you'd like to contribute to this thread, and have your credits to something funny, serious, gay, or stupid, quote me. I'll add it, with your name as the credits. I'll continue to keep this updated, since it's really the only thread worth keeping updated that was done by me. :y: Before IW patches the gayness of 1.12, let us make it funny, and worth while.
Hopefully some of the MW2 1.12 patch makers will get a hold of these. I've seen all of the Say Menu's. The worst one is TheEnd from C0deReality. It's too simple, too small, and it talks to HIS people. If you're releasing a patch, why have the Say Menu with just YOUR shit? All of these patches that are flooding the MW2 section are the same. Just with different names spamming the screen. Here's some proper english, proper grammar, funny say menus. Copy it and use it in your next patch, or update with these. Since most of the mods on MW2 now are a bit wack, at least let's do the Say Menu correctly, and make the others laugh. :y:

I can't put these in a patch because I'm dumb. :dumb: I don't really care to learn how either because I have ZERO time anymore. New job, new money, I'll pay for my patches. Here's the say menus.
***I've seen how you guys freak out when it comes to credits, so I'll add what I can.
JonoEfthy for a couple of his say commands
lTheFallenl for some of his ideas
Whoever else who thinks I stole it from them, no. Random words, but with proper grammar.
Ladies and gentlemen, my most favorite Say command is this one. It will be the first one applied, and I thought of it last night. JonoEfthy has complied these say commands perfectly, adding color, spamming the screen, etc. It's glorious. I would say to do it with this one.

• I'M AWESOME! NO YOU'RE NOT DUDE, DON'T LIE! I MET ALL OF MY FRIENDS ONLINE, MOTHER ****ER I'M AWESOME! NO YOU'RE NOT DUDE, DON'T LIE!!
  
  
• I'm not cheating, I SWEAR GUYS!
  
  
• Let's do this derank code as good as we possibly can. Use your imagination. Spam it, wtfe, but let's edit this, and make it believable:
  
  
• You said I cannot de-rank you you anymore on 1.12, but what you're not realizing is I don't need to de-rank you. There's a new way I can lock onto your IP address, find out where you live, find out what operating system your computer runs on, how fast it is, and basically, give you a backdoor virus through your system, and **** up your computer, and internet service provider soooo badly, you'll have to get a new one, or get rid of your internet. You think this isn't possible? Then ****ing try me, kid. Client number 3; IP address is 168.36.26.9. Client number 4; IP address 168.22.46.2 (etc, etc, etc) {It's a long spam, I know, but it will be worth it. Jono's De-rank option is kind of like that. If there's anyway to slow down the text when it's spamming the screen, I'd do it. Make it as ****ed up, and creepy as you possibly can.}
  
  
• I've got some candy! Come here lil' tubby!
  
  
• They see me trollin'! THEY HAATTTTIINN'!!! Tryna catch me, white and nerdy. Tryna catch me, white and nerdy.
  
  
• Uh oh. I'm behind you, guy. TURN AROUND!
  
  
• SAY HELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!~~!*~!*!~*!~*!~*!*!
  
  
• Don't you just ****ING hate it when someone has a 'Say' Command on your screen? Yeah. Me too
  
  
• Why do you have to try so hard? The game is over a year old.
  
  
• LOL you're so gay. My AimBot will kill you next time.
  
  
• Awwwwwwh he's so cute. He's using a heartbeat sensor/baby monitor! You're a ****ing PUSSY!
  
  
• I think you have a frisky man addiction. You want me, don't you?
  
  
• HONEY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?!
  
  
• Quit asking me to unlock all. There is no such thing anymore.
  
  
• 1.12 mods are not the same as 1.11. Get over yourself.
  
  
• LOL at the fag who said he can de-rank us. If you can without goin' into Split Screen, DO IT. I DARE YOU
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• The de-rank code JonoEfthy has in his.
  
  
• UMP fag. Try some new shit. You don't look 'cool' using that gun
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• LOL check this out. This guys challenges are now LOCKED. ****in' try hard. That's what you get. KEEP TRYIN'!
  
  
• GTFO!~!
  
  
• Have your balls dropped yet? Or is your mom still making you PB&J sandwiches? GTFO OF MY LOBBY!
  
  
• Damn dawg, you suck at this game. Did you just get it or something?
  
  
• SYRUP, PAINKILLAS, CIGARETTES, WEED. HENNESY, VODKA, HUH-HUH-UH-HUH. I'M ON EV'RYTHANG.
  
  
• LOL at the guy using One Man Army. Do you suck that bad, your only hope is to noob tube?
  
  
• If you threaten me again, I will lock your IP address, and **** your PS3 system up so badly, you'll have to buy another one. Yeah, you can do that on 1.12 now.
  
  
• Awwwwwwwh! It's a clan full of rejects! FAN BOYS ALERT! FAN BOYS ALERT! FAN BOYS ALERT! Keep tryin'. You still suck.
  
  
• Your IP address has been locked. Your IP address has been locked. Your IP address has been locked. Your IP address has been locked. Your IP address has been locked. {If you want to make that like an awesome spam, do it. It'll freak some kids out.}
  
  
• We may not be able to do much on 1.12, but guess what? We can now find out EXACTLY where you live. Yeah. It's WORSE than 1.11!
  
  
• This is the BEST XP lobby available! E~N~J~O~Y!
  
  
• First one to get a care package ends the game! If you don't have it set as a killstreak, then you're gay.
  
  
• There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!
  
  
• Ok seriously bro. Can you put a pair of pants on? I find it weird I have to ask twice.
  
  
• UMAD BRO?!
  
  
• CAN I HAZ A CHALLENGE LOBBEY PLOX?!
  
  
• Modern Warfare 2 game data is now CORRUPTED. Either replace the game disc, or get another PS3.
  
  
• There isn't a jailbreak for 3.56+ kid, so STOP ASKIN'
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• You wanna know where I got these? You must login or register to view this content. is where all the best MW2 coders are
  
  
• If you feel the need to try hard in this game, I suggest buying BLOPS. It's laggy, slow, and it's made for mentally challenged idiots like you
  
  
• I have an insanely small penis
  
  
• Uh oh. The epic 12 year old gamer is here. GO GET 'EM LIL' BUDDY
  
  
• If you are currently below the age of 12, debating Justin Beiber/Rebecca Black, screaming in my ear, and/or contemplating your homosexuality, GET. THE. ****. OUT NOW
  
  
• Look at this ****in' guy! MY GOD MAN! COULD YOU HARDSCOPE ANY HARDER?!
  
  
• LOL at the fat**** breathing super hard in my ear. WANT ANOTHER TWINKIE, FATTIE?
  
  

Oh Yeah?!? Cool Story Bro

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• Why don't you just STFU and go suck on your boyfriend's dick?!
• Trying hard? TRY HARDER! I'm going to make you rage quit!!!
• STOP kissing my ass! I won't add you as a friend!
• LOL at your SELECT spam. You think you're cool? You're not a hacker. You're a LEECHER. Do something better or GTFO!
  
  
• 1v1 with you? It'll be a waste of my time. My aimbot is FAR more advanced than your shit!

• Wtf is so funny? You finally decided to look in the mirror, and saw that hideous thing as your reflection?
  
  

• Ok seriously guys. WHAT ****IN' BUTTON DO I PRESS TO SHOOT?!?!
  
  

ZFlaVour

• Ah come on! I thought I just got rid of the Justin Beiber fan boy!!
  
  
  Redraiderark
  
  
• OHHHH SHIT! I just got a collateral on Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez!
  
  

And to the rest of the Say Menu, it shouldn't be THAT long, but that's some. Hopefully in the next releases, I'll see it used. Yeah, I know you guys are gonna put your Youtube and other shit in it, but just so you know. When you release it, nobody uses those. Words of advice. :y:

Why I always use your patch on 1.12.

I've added a few more say commands. Call this a bump if you'd like. Might I suggest using this thread for when you update your menus, and taking out the previous ones you've had, and replacing them ALL. Too much of the same say commands are being used. It's a nuissance. :y:

just added these to my own patch, great idea!!

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i love your:
for unlock all press :start: then :up: then :x: then :up: then :x:
say command i got the entire enemy team to leave before:carling:

OMFG i just got a collateral on Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez !

One again, it's been updated. I've added a few more of my own. While in a drunken stuper, I decided to try and sound funny. :y:

Updated again ****ers. /bump.
Don't forget to add these in your updates, or new patches.
TROLL MW2 FER TEH WIN :carling:

UPDATED
New scare say command, instead of threatening to de-rank them. De-rank doesn't seem to scare anyone anymore. Br creative, and use it to your liking. Last ****ing bump I'll ever do on this thread. Remember to come to it, and use it when you guys can.