you lose your virginity to a virgin and call it a tactical insertion
you see a box and you mistake it for a care package
you find a spray can and hold it thinking youll run faster
when your in an elevator at an airport and you say "remember...no russian."
when you open a suitcase and close it and say "the bomb has been planted" and run away
you open a laptop and say "predator missile incoming"
when the lights go out and you YELL "WE BEEN EMP'

!!!!"
when you hear a timer or countdown going and you YELL "TACTICAL NUKE!!! INCOMING!!!"
when your TV screen goes staticy and you look around for the person scrambling you