(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Poem 1: Last night I was making love while in Last Stand with your mama she gave me a blow job and damn her Iron Lungs ruled me. I used Stopping Power and Deep Impact to crack that ass but damn the woman kept me going with her Juggernaut. So I decided to take those two Bouncing betty’s and pounded them with my Sleight of Hand and Double Tap. When It was going goood I squirted a Martyrdom on her face but the b*tch had Toss Back!!!
We kept going all night with Extreme Conditioning you didn’t see or hear cause of our Camouflage and Dead silence so your Reconnaissance didn’t work!!

Poem 2: Last night your Granny did a Back Stabber to my friend she decided to touch me but I said Oh No You Don't we ran mad like we were in a Marathon luckily I found a huge cliff I jumped down and said Sayonara but your granny jumped down to so while she was in Mid air I threw a rock at her so she had a Hard Landing but she was a Desperado. When she was about to catch and rape me and at the The Brink she fell down unconscious so I didn't have to do Self Defense."


Poem 3: Last week I grabbed a girls Nades she liked it so I gave her my Knife but Damn she destroyed it with her Bowie Knife. So I took my Bazooka shot out a Rocket but damn she was like a Tank it took me three Rockets and one Sticky Grenade to make her moan."

(The first one is similar to Newfies one his poem just gave me some inspiration)
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hahaahaha nice

haahahahaha lol

nice lolage

Yay people actually like it. It took me a lot of thinking

Some one should try one of these poems with out the perks it been done now, hows about try this with like the challenges! Example Me and your gran was going like a MARATHON in the bed but she was a bit of a COFFIN DODGER she went down and gave a bj she suck's like a POTATO CHUCKER! LOL Dunno just a idea?

Heres one for you "Last night you Granny did a Back Stabber to my friend she decided to touch me but I said Oh No You Don't we ran mad like we were in a Marathon luckily I found a huge Cliff I jumped down and said Sayonara but your granny jumped down to so while she was in Mid air I threw a rock at her so she had a hard landing but she was a Desperado. When she was about to catch and rape me and at the The Brink she fell down unconscious so I didn't have to do Self Defense." Made by me you happy

Lol you got a wild imagination ! It is good to be fair mate i thought better than ya 1st one kid!

Yes I do have a wild imagination and thank you I can make these poems really fast

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Surprise Surprise if anybody thinks I should make any kind of poem ask yours truly

this is soo wrong. yet hillarious.