(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Poem 1: Last night I was making love while in Last Stand with your mama she gave me a blow job and damn her Iron Lungs ruled me. I used Stopping Power and Deep Impact to crack that ass but damn the woman kept me going with her Juggernaut. So I decided to take those two Bouncing betty’s and pounded them with my Sleight of Hand and Double Tap. When It was going goood I squirted a Martyrdom on her face but the b*tch had Toss Back!!!
We kept going all night with Extreme Conditioning you didn’t see or hear cause of our Camouflage and Dead silence so your Reconnaissance didn’t work!!

Poem 2: Last night your Granny did a Back Stabber to my friend she decided to touch me but I said Oh No You Don't we ran mad like we were in a Marathon luckily I found a huge cliff I jumped down and said Sayonara but your granny jumped down to so while she was in Mid air I threw a rock at her so she had a Hard Landing but she was a Desperado. When she was about to catch and rape me and at the The Brink she fell down unconscious so I didn't have to do Self Defense."


Poem 3: Last week I grabbed a girls Nades she liked it so I gave her my Knife but Damn she destroyed it with her Bowie Knife. So I took my Bazooka shot out a Rocket but damn she was like a Tank it took me three Rockets and one Sticky Grenade to make her moan."

(The first one is similar to Newfies one his poem just gave me some inspiration)
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plz rep

made me laugh a bit so i gave you a thanks lol

Lol it would be good if there was a zombie one?

Another request eh? well here it goes "Last time when I saw a Hell Hound dump yet my friend gave it a little hump. As the lag went bad a Crawler gave me a little death shag . My friend will save me with a Knife but the he stabbed his wife so he decided to use his Quick Revive but she sprung back to fast and hit his hairy Bowie Knife.