The best boyfriend ever the best body. very sexy. Romantic, Extremly sexual. Big dick. very sweet and funny. other wise know as pretty much the best boyfriend anyone could have.

A more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!!1"
I have to tell you something. I have canc-ZOMG A SHINY NEW PENNEY!

the President of the United States of America.
George W. Bush is the dumbest ****ing hick in the whole mother ****ing world.

the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

A noble ganster who shoots unstabel ******s
I wanna be ryan!
**** you!

A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u **** with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

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someone that is totaly beastly and pwns everyone around him
dude, you know Jake.

ya

he is totaly a Luke

Luke
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luke has a gigantic penis and uses it every night on people.
ohh yea harder gimme more luke

Luke
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The most lovable person who i love cuz he is my bf. and yeah. woo!
I love you like a Luke.

Term used by IQ's <40 to define handicap. Also used often by obese individuals who are too fat to stand or the gravitational pole is there enemy and their fat hurts their chode-like feet.
Outsider tells whitey to go to blockbuster. Whitey denies because he would have to get up to fulfill the command. So whitey uses the excuse that he is walkless.

Is the most eastern province in Canada. Joined confedertation in 1949 by a politician Joseph Smallwood. We are not the most naive, ignorant, "deformed" or retarded people, as some of you believe. Newfoundlanders do talk fast with an accent, it's because we live on an island and everybody else understands it, so why can't you? We have some of the best common sense in the world, we don't say "eh" like the rest of Canada, it's more oftenly said as "eh b'y". Some of the best workers live here, not all of us are unemployed, even though Newfoundland would have been better off as its own country, there are still jobs here.
Some of the greatest scenery in Canada is here, along with it being one of the most romantic places. Also most of the population isn't old people, not everyone likes fish, and some people don't even own boats. There's even people here who can't swim. We live in houses not igloos, most of them are bigger and cheaper than what you can get in other places in Canada, and we have what's so wanted, waterfront property. Not everyone drinks before noon on a weekday. Even though we have some of the coldest weather in Canada, we still go swimming in the summer, the people here are used to it. P.E.I. is the same, you don't complain about that? Not everyone loves hockey, but some appreciate the sport. We all don't own old three wheelers (that's an ATV by the way) or drive '57 chevy's. We don't date our cousins like the rednecks in other places and some of the most gorgeous women live here. (Gene Simmons life partner is a Newfoundlander.) Some of the kindest people live here, and we're not kind because we're stupid, we're kind because we believe in being polite. And yes, Newfoundland may be one of the most sexually active provinces in Canada, and you're complaining why? Not everyone is a fisherman, some actually work in office buildings, and yes, we actually know what an office building is. Almost every single person in Newfoundland has a grade 12 education, we're not a bunch of dropouts. We also invented the gas mask, I bet you don't complain about that one. Newfoundland is one of the first places in Canada to get new technology after it's been released. Education standards are higher than most places, making people work their best. Unlike the rest of Canada, this province is filled with the most heritage. Even teenagers appreciate the heritage. Oh by the way, if you think we're stupid, think about this, you don't know what "squish" or "upside down" means. Squish means not straight and upside down means to turn something over, to "flip" it. So what if we slur our words, we all understand it, the rest of you just don't have enough common sense to think it through, but you don't complain about fast speaking Japanese do you? So what, the puffin is our provincial bird, still not everyone has seen one. And if you lived by water you'd fish too. And we're so known for fish because we were founded by fisherman and at that time fish was the highest selling product. And despite what you think, we don't club baby seals, it's illegal. We also don't befriend other places to get something out of them for ourselves, or start a fight over it,(like America wanting Iraq's oil for themselves). We're people, just like the rest of you, who have accents because of living on an island, most of us don't want to leave, not "can't leave". We work a little harder than most, have more common sense and know how to have fun. And just because some people saw South Park where it said sodomy is illegal, doesn't mean we're a bunch of queers.
Our government ruined Newfoundland, not us, get over it.

And so what, it's not in paragraph form, but remember, we're that stupid "eh".

the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - july
a - august
s- september
o - october
n - november

"jason is a very unique name"

1. The act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very very sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis
1. He jason'd himself all his life.
2. "oh, that person? He's just jason"-- "but what is that jason's name?"
3. I named my cock jason, and same with my testes!

a jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. He's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm. However, a jason isn't the best boyfriend because he doens't like talking or discussing relationship problems, only enjoys showing off his new "prize girl

a guy that is so god-like you cant even stare at him to long without your retinas burning.
" oh, hey jason *eyes catch aflame* ahhhh"

a huge tough man who usually kicks everyones ass and attracts all the ladies. This person has the biggest dick in town. He likes to party it up by going to strip clubs, getting drunk, and smoking bud. He's the complete package all around.
Did you see that guy with the massive dick over there??? Yeah i seen him he's a complete jason for ya.

has a really big penis. Really big. Huge.
My boyfriend totally has a jason penis.

jason; a random patch of hair on ones body.
''look at the jason on his nutsack!''
''damn, she has a hairy jason on her upper lip.''

an evil, most often racist, convenience store manager. Generally they are overweight and balding. The causes for their anger are generally results of crushed life dreams and fights with their mothers who want them to move out but the time they reach 45.

a pedophile that only likes little girls and sells ices in a park.
There is a jason selling ices to people in the park.

a very weird chink boy who enjoys playing wow and likes cake frosting on his penis

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.

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the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone
he look at the mike over there bet he has a big dick

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The act of becoming incredibly inebriated with little regard for the property or well-being of others.
At Kyle's house on friday I got ****ing Croatian and destroyed the TV

I don't know, but I know their women are gorgeous!
Dude, Krtolic daughter is hot!

1. A period of pure agony for a female, lasting way too long. Signs of this state include screaming at anything that moves, rolling around on the couch in pain, and spending hours with cold water and stain remover.
2. A useful thing that ends a scentence, that does not exist for most l337 people.
1. "PERIODS ARE EBIL!!! EEEEBILLL!!!"
2. "Use a period for once, goddamnit."

Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.
Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week