Post: Urban Dictionary!
02-24-2010, 09:22 PM #1
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ever heard of it? It pretty much makes up shit and people put it in... but if you type in a word.. it will have a funny/serious definition...

For example: Alex (My Name) -
Originally posted by another user
The best boyfriend ever the best body. very sexy. Romantic, Extremly sexual. Big dick. very sweet and funny. other wise know as pretty much the best boyfriend anyone could have.


ZOMG -
Originally posted by another user
A more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!!1"
I have to tell you something. I have canc-ZOMG A SHINY NEW PENNEY!


Hick -
Originally posted by another user
the President of the United States of America.
George W. Bush is the dumbest ****ing hick in the whole mother ****ing world.



Those are some of the ones I enjoy... look up anything Smile Post some here

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Newfie
02-25-2010, 02:30 AM #11
I searched the town I live in, I blanked out every time it said my town name because I don't want to get raped or anything by the Mods here.

Read the part about black people lol:

Originally posted by another user

the town of "(blanked this out because I don't want to get raped Happy) needs a good definiton and im here to give it.....

(don't want to get raped) is a town in massachusetts that i've lived in all my life and still haven't discovered why the **** anyone would volunterally want to live here....

this town sucks.... its boring and there's nothing to do in it besides go "uptown" or go to another town/state..... we have 1 mcdonalds, 1 starbucks, tons of pizza shops, and 2 dunkin donuts.... which is good.... but there isn't even a taco bell or wendy's here....we have to go all the way to lawrence for late night munchies.... :(

the people in (don't want to get raped) are idiots basically (unless ur asian or u go to phillips academy or if u are just a crazy over-achiever).... they say the school system is one of the best but all the text books are old and the system spends the tax payer's $$$ on things like security camaras so that authority can watch us as we skip classes and wander around....

the girls here are mainly "preppy" (sluts basically, that carry around dooney and bourke bags, wear abercrombie/holister/AE layered tops, skinny/tan and get drunk then hook up with different guys all in one night and then create catfights and talk behind everyone's backs)...i would call them "conservative sluts"....

the real downright "sluts" are girls who think they are wicked cool cause they get free drugs for giving guys head and who i predict in a few years will have some serious "laffy taffy" hahah

the guys here are mainly jocks or druggies or even sporty-druggies.... the jocks are egotistical cocky assholes who think they're funny but really just piss off and annoy most ppl... the druggies here are either "wanna-be bad asses" or just grundgy, sickly white crackas.... the “sporty-druggies” are the star champions of our school and all the adults love them but don't realize what they snort/breath/injest on the weekends...

there are only a few black ppl and they all stay together and dance and wear big baggy shirts and walk really slow and just scare all the white ppl.... i don’t know why the white ppl are intimidated since most of the "ghetto" ppl have never stepped into brooklyn or detroit in their lives and are actually basically middle class ppl that can afford lots of expensive clothing and electronics.....

our "alternative" ppl consist of mcr/ccp/fftl posers that smoke clove cigarettes, wear 1 old pair of bondage pants constantly and try to stay "unique and individual" while all of them wear the same clothes, are all bisexual, look the same, write the same "death is fun" and "satan is my hero" shit, thay all say they are "alone in the world" while they all gather together and show off there scratched wrists...

they're are a few normal ppl in this town and they're great ppl who will eventually leave this town and never come back.... they'll all realize they probally would of had a more happy youthful experience if they had lived in another town that had at least a music shop or a movie theatre or god knows what would make this town better..... this town has no hope... A-town will always blow....
person 1- "ugh i don't ever get anything i want!!"
person 2- "don't u live in (don't want to get raped)
person 1- "umm yaa?..."
person 2- "don't u live in a mansion? have ur own car? have a razor? have a ipod nano? have lots of expensive clothes? can afford tons of drugs? didn't ur parents pay completely for u to get into college? gave u lots of extra cash/debit cards/credit cards? pay for ur fake hair/nails/tan?
person 1- "yup i have all that stuff :-)"
person 2-"o yaa.... soo of course u never get what u want.... ****ing rich conceited bitch"
02-25-2010, 02:39 AM #12
Pricey91
Professor of trollology
Hahaha I just typed in the area I live in and this came up
Originally posted by another user
Short for Pillgwenlly, a suburb of Newport, South Wales. A sunny part of the city where crack cocaine is easily available to many respectable people who are issued free money on a fortnightly basis.
"Goin' down Pill to score some crack spa."

Sounds about right to me Happy
02-25-2010, 03:04 AM #13
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
LOL Crack cocaine is easily available xD
02-26-2010, 04:07 AM #14
Blumpkin - Getting your dick sucked while taking a shit! Best of both worlds

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