(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My friend showed me this site. It's a site where you can chat with another stranger anonymously. It's completely safe (unless you give your personal info). Google "omegle", since I can't advertise.


Post your funny conversations.

ewww ewww ewww guys or girls?

Hmm...ima try it out, sounds like ChatRoulette

Erm..







How many girls do you know with dicks?

prob about 22 in my school

Lmao, it's long and pretty weird but wtf.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Sex pl0x
You: I'm a male, thats all you need to know baby
Stranger: that is all i need to know
You: So, lead the way?
Stranger: no, you.
You: *takes off socks*
Stranger: *takes off shirt*
You: *bites toenails*
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: my pussy is so wet
You: *licks the bottom of foot*
Stranger: that feels ice...
Stranger: nice*
You: *sniffs a little bit*
You: *pulls down pants*
Stranger: mmmm, moree.
You: *picks poop out of butthole
You: You like that baby?
Stranger: yes, i do. my pussy is running
You: Gives butthole a little lick
Stranger: piss in my mouth.
Stranger: mmm, more... this feel so good
You: *pulls out knife*
Stranger: STAB ME.
You: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
Stranger: STAB MY PUSSY AND TITS.
You: MAKE ME A SAMMICH
You: NAO
Stranger: nahh, this isn't phillip defranco.
Stranger: sorry.
You: please?
You: Honey, I love you
Stranger: fineeee.e if you say that
Stranger: what do you want on it?
You: BALS
You: I mean, mayonaisse
Stranger: *makes a mayonaisse and bals sammich* there you go. you eat that up, then my pussy and well all be happy
You: K
You: *pinches nose*
You: You like that?
Stranger: i do.
Stranger: a lot.
Stranger: how big is your dick?
You: *Rubs balls on face*
Stranger: mmmmmmm *licks balls*
You: NO
You: DON'T
Stranger: oh sorry.
Stranger: *doesn't lick*
You: WIPE THEM OFF NOW
You: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING
Stranger: *wipes them off with my hair*
Stranger: sorry, babe.
You: THATS DISGUSTING
You: NO GET YOUR ****ING HAIR AWAY FRO MY CROTCH
You: THATS SO GROSS
Stranger: *licks your asshole* shit in my mouth
You: GO GET SOME LYSOL AND PAPER TOWELS
You: DON'T TOUCH ME UNTIL YOU WIPE MY BALLS OFF
You: SERIOUSLY
You: I'M PISSED
You: THATS SO GROSS
Stranger: *gets lysol and paper towels and cleans your balls off*
You: WHO THE HELL DOES THAT
You: GOD DAMNIT
You: ok
You: sorry
You: I got a little mad right there
Stranger: it's alright, it was stupid for me to do that.
You: 'Twas
You: But, its over and done with
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: can you shit in my mouth now?
You: Sure
You: *pulls down pants*
You: *farts*
Stranger: *opens mouth under your asshole*
You: *pulls up pants*
You: *licks your ears*
You: *goes mike tyson and bites a little bit
You: You there fatass?

every time i try they ask for my gender and when i say male they leave lol

lol trchamp12 are you odd?

i meet so many pedophiles

i've heard about this too, its pretty funny the things that people say lol