Post: Omegle
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02-25-2010, 11:54 PM
#1
02-27-2010, 05:43 AM
#47
Zero Thunder
Climbing up the ladder
Stranger: guess what?
You: what?
Stranger: id punch your ****ing face off if i ever saw you
You: thanks id love that 
Stranger: yea
Stranger: id punch your titties off too
Stranger: shits gettin real
You: o.o thats rude young man -.-
Stranger: im pretty much the shit
Stranger: so whats up?
You: nm.. u?
Stranger: lakers are leading by 8 if you care 
Stranger: watching NBA
You: lakers beast
Stranger: you a lakers fan?
You: ye
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: although
Stranger: you might scream at me for this comment...
Stranger: i think kobe is ****ing our team up
Stranger:
You: ye little ball hog
Stranger: we were doing great without him, he's clogging it up in my opinions
Stranger: opinion*
Stranger: everyone was working with one another, now dude is just makingn everything run thru him
Stranger: who you think the finals gonna be?
02-27-2010, 08:15 AM
#48
+tA Panda.
TehKooZe
Originally posted by KiLLa
can i post a pic?
stranger:are you queer?
you:no but guess what i am?
stranger:a nerd
you:no im a 97 year old guy that likes to play with young kids!
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stranger:are you queer?
you:no but guess what i am?
stranger:a nerd
you:no im a 97 year old guy that likes to play with young kids!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH Thats Some Funy Shit
---------- Post added at 09:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:11 PM ----------
Originally posted by One
My latest conversation:
WOW Thats The Funyyist Convo Ever
02-27-2010, 01:05 PM
#49
xinfectedsoulx
Daddy's home.
Here are mine. The second one was a failure, but I tried to carry it on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: hola
Stranger: Im 27 male from germany
You: 25/f/sweden
Stranger: student??
You: yes
Stranger: what are you studying - im Bachelor of Science (forestry) since 2009
You: I'm studying Law
You: I'm trying to be a police officer woman
Stranger: uh not easy
Stranger: do you have to study to become a cop? or is it because of special tasks?
You: Here in sweden you need a law degree.
Stranger: try it in germany!
You: I feel like I have wasted 4 years though. I used to be a stripper until I was 21
Stranger: ok
You: But then I thought I want a career with a furture
You: Not a career with penises.
Stranger: if you fail you have a nice uniform - sorry
Stranger: just joking
You: Got to go, my dad is coming, if he catches me on here I'll be locked in the basement and raped
Stranger: **** you!
You: My dad might do that if he catches me
Stranger: Aber sicher Troll!
You: Hitler? Is that you?
Stranger: No Gandi
You: You missed a H
Stranger: no
You: English is not my first language either
You: I believe it it Ghandi
Stranger: and your father
You: what about my father?
You: You want to have a threesome with me an him? I don't know if he will like that
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Originally posted by another user
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: 16/f/paris, u?
Stranger: nice!
You: 17/f/sweden
Stranger: maybe u could install the omegle webcam plugin so we can see us
Stranger: i use this one ( *link was given, didn't click though* ), has nice quality
You: I don't have a cam
You: my Dad won't let me out of the basement
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You: hey
Stranger: 16/f/paris, u?
Stranger: nice!
You: 17/f/sweden
Stranger: maybe u could install the omegle webcam plugin so we can see us
Stranger: i use this one ( *link was given, didn't click though* ), has nice quality
You: I don't have a cam
You: my Dad won't let me out of the basement
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Originally posted by another user
Stranger: Hi. I am NOT interested AT ALL in Pix/Cyber/Webcam. I am NOT horny. I want to talk to a white American girl the age of 17+. I hate "ASL". I'm an asshole. If you do not meet this criteria 100%, do not even bother. You will either say "Yes" or "No". ANYTHING ELSE WILL BE IGNORED! If you try & troll me, I'll know. "The Game" BS is noob. Please hit the disconnect button if you can't handle this. [If you want the last word & insults because those are always fun, by all means do so]
You: hello
You: yes?
Stranger: Liar.
You: am i?
You: Im a christian
Stranger: And?
You: They don't lie
Stranger: Religion is a joke.
You: Thats your opinion
You: I myself believe it
Stranger: Have fun living your life with restrictions.
You: I am doing thank you
You: Right now I'm in the basement.
You: I have freedom down here.
Stranger: Wonderful.
You: It truly is
You: so are you religious?
Stranger: Nice attempt to try to get me to react, you should be able to answer that question yourself.
You: No need to be angry.
You: If you embrace the lord he will help you. You just need to reach out to him
Stranger: What a joke.
You: Please don't call the lord a joke
Stranger: Don't need no blind belief
Don't need no comic relief
Don't need to see the scars
Don't need Jesus Christ Superstar
Don't need no Sunday Television
Bet your life you don't need religion
Don't need no time for prayer
Don't save no knee-pads for me up there
If your head's alright, ya don't need binoculars to see the light
Ya don't need no miracle vision
Bet your life I dont need religion
I don't need no Santa Claus
Don't believe in fairies no more
Don't need to go to confession
I'm already trying to fight depression
Don't need no exorcism
You bet your ass I dont need religion.
You: playing that game are we?
You: I thought you didn't like "the game"
Stranger: Im not playing a damn game, thats my take on your silly religion.
You: So lets talk about something else then, seeing as you don't like my beliefs
Stranger: Lets not, I'd rather not waste my time since your most likely some dude or dont even fit my critera 100%.
You: Im a 40 year old mum
Stranger: Sounds about right.
You: I'm not a dude thank you
Stranger: Good luck with that.
You: good luck with what?
Stranger: Trying to be a troll.
You: What is a troll?
Stranger: I feel we are done here since you have failed. You may disconnect at your leisure and if you'd like to try and start playing a "game" with me to see who disconnects first...rest assure it will be you since my 3 laptop computers stay online for 50-60 days at a time. Enjoy. :]
You: I don't understand what 'game' you are talking about
You: How can your laptops stay online for 50+ days?
You: Do you want to pray with me?
You: Ok, I'll pray for you
You: I'll pray that you one day take your head out of your ass and look at the real world. One day, you might get lucky
You: Did my pray work?
You: *prayer
You: hello
You: yes?
Stranger: Liar.
You: am i?
You: Im a christian
Stranger: And?
You: They don't lie
Stranger: Religion is a joke.
You: Thats your opinion
You: I myself believe it
Stranger: Have fun living your life with restrictions.
You: I am doing thank you
You: Right now I'm in the basement.
You: I have freedom down here.
Stranger: Wonderful.
You: It truly is
You: so are you religious?
Stranger: Nice attempt to try to get me to react, you should be able to answer that question yourself.
You: No need to be angry.
You: If you embrace the lord he will help you. You just need to reach out to him
Stranger: What a joke.
You: Please don't call the lord a joke
Stranger: Don't need no blind belief
Don't need no comic relief
Don't need to see the scars
Don't need Jesus Christ Superstar
Don't need no Sunday Television
Bet your life you don't need religion
Don't need no time for prayer
Don't save no knee-pads for me up there
If your head's alright, ya don't need binoculars to see the light
Ya don't need no miracle vision
Bet your life I dont need religion
I don't need no Santa Claus
Don't believe in fairies no more
Don't need to go to confession
I'm already trying to fight depression
Don't need no exorcism
You bet your ass I dont need religion.
You: playing that game are we?
You: I thought you didn't like "the game"
Stranger: Im not playing a damn game, thats my take on your silly religion.
You: So lets talk about something else then, seeing as you don't like my beliefs
Stranger: Lets not, I'd rather not waste my time since your most likely some dude or dont even fit my critera 100%.
You: Im a 40 year old mum
Stranger: Sounds about right.
You: I'm not a dude thank you
Stranger: Good luck with that.
You: good luck with what?
Stranger: Trying to be a troll.
You: What is a troll?
Stranger: I feel we are done here since you have failed. You may disconnect at your leisure and if you'd like to try and start playing a "game" with me to see who disconnects first...rest assure it will be you since my 3 laptop computers stay online for 50-60 days at a time. Enjoy. :]
You: I don't understand what 'game' you are talking about
You: How can your laptops stay online for 50+ days?
You: Do you want to pray with me?
You: Ok, I'll pray for you
You: I'll pray that you one day take your head out of your ass and look at the real world. One day, you might get lucky
You: Did my pray work?
You: *prayer
Originally posted by another user
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: hola
Stranger: Im 27 male from germany
You: 25/f/sweden
Stranger: student??
You: yes
Stranger: what are you studying - im Bachelor of Science (forestry) since 2009
You: I'm studying Law
You: I'm trying to be a police officer woman
Stranger: uh not easy
Stranger: do you have to study to become a cop? or is it because of special tasks?
You: Here in sweden you need a law degree.
Stranger: try it in germany!
You: I feel like I have wasted 4 years though. I used to be a stripper until I was 21
Stranger: ok
You: But then I thought I want a career with a furture
You: Not a career with penises.
Stranger: if you fail you have a nice uniform - sorry
Stranger: just joking
You: Got to go, my dad is coming, if he catches me on here I'll be locked in the basement and raped
Stranger: **** you!
You: My dad might do that if he catches me
Stranger: Aber sicher Troll!
You: Hitler? Is that you?
Stranger: No Gandi
You: You missed a H
Stranger: no
You: English is not my first language either
You: I believe it it Ghandi
Stranger: and your father
You: what about my father?
You: You want to have a threesome with me an him? I don't know if he will like that
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Originally posted by another user
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i m 17 male u?
You: 18 f
Stranger: from??
You: usa
Stranger: horny?
You: Im so wet
Stranger: have msn adress?
You: oh no, that was just piss
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Stranger: hi i m 17 male u?
You: 18 f
Stranger: from??
You: usa
Stranger: horny?
You: Im so wet
Stranger: have msn adress?
You: oh no, that was just piss
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03-01-2010, 06:10 AM
#51
deathkid1212
I’m too L33T
Here is my funny conversation:
You: want some candy?
Stranger: id love some candy
You: ok, there in that van over there in the front of your house
You: if your at your house
You: if not it is near you
You: somewhere
Stranger: oh i see it
You: idk where
You: lol
You: are you near it?
Stranger: ya
You: well here is your candy *gives candy*
Stranger: why thank you
You: ok, you can go home now
You: EPIC OPPOSITE OF STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: that was shitty cand
You: well heres a different one
You: *gives twix*
You: *gives kitkat*
You: *give snickers*
You: *gives m&ms*
You: *gives laffy taffy*
You: *gives nerds*
You: *gives caramel*
You: hows that?
You: want some candy?
Stranger: id love some candy
You: ok, there in that van over there in the front of your house
You: if your at your house
You: if not it is near you
You: somewhere
Stranger: oh i see it
You: idk where
You: lol
You: are you near it?
Stranger: ya
You: well here is your candy *gives candy*
Stranger: why thank you
You: ok, you can go home now
You: EPIC OPPOSITE OF STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: that was shitty cand
You: well heres a different one
You: *gives twix*
You: *gives kitkat*
You: *give snickers*
You: *gives m&ms*
You: *gives laffy taffy*
You: *gives nerds*
You: *gives caramel*
You: hows that?
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