(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Unfortunately, due to recent problems in my life, I am afraid I will have to take my life early. Over the last few days, I have been raped and battered by over sixteen different men; my house has been leveled to the ground; my kitten-farm has been destroyed; and my girlfriend left me for my best friend.

That all being said, I regret to inform you all that by the time you all read this, I will be nothing more than a mere memory. As of 2:45 PM EST, I will have shot myself in the head with a Nerf gun and then jumped off a cliff. I love you all. Never forget me.

Why do you make such stupid things?

Hmm.. the secret message was Meh. wasnt exactly what you said it was. more of a pointless thread

its ma secret message saying APRIL FOOLS

My leg, it hurts.

Cool story broski.

Lol seen the secret messege

Nothing gets past you.

Lol what do you mean?

nerf gun xD lol