(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Unfortunately, due to recent problems in my life, I am afraid I will have to take my life early. Over the last few days, I have been raped and battered by over sixteen different men; my house has been leveled to the ground; my kitten-farm has been destroyed; and my girlfriend left me for my best friend.

That all being said, I regret to inform you all that by the time you all read this, I will be nothing more than a mere memory. As of 2:45 PM EST, I will have shot myself in the head with a Nerf gun and then jumped off a cliff. I love you all. Never forget me.

APRIL FOOLS lol

Aprils fools to you too deity Have a good one man!!

Nerf guns = Deadly - 50.CAL = Hit Marker

I am sorry that I raped you