Post: what to do when the power goes OUT!
05-09-2010, 06:01 PM #1
BSLICER25
Black ops
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); well yesterday there was the worst power out in our town so i was at my game then when i got back everything was black and i was so pissed of so i thought of some things to do then this is what i thought of and did or did not do .............

-Good things
- clean out my hole room
- moved around my hole room
- played outside for like 30 min
- made my bed ah
- through all of the crap out that i didn't need
- Bad things :(
- no tv
- no ps3
- no modern warfare
- no electronics
- no shower
- no toliet (poop) ha
- no light
- no heat
- freezing cold
- no nothing for like 15 hours ahhhhhhh

so write below of your crappy experiences of when the power has gone out or when things have sucked really badly, thanks !!!!!!Winky Winky

Hope fully this will never happen again but it will
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05-10-2010, 01:38 AM #20
AgentJon
Former Staff
Originally posted by EvilRip0306 View Post
I really wish the power went out more here in NY.

I remember back in 2003 during the summer when the power went out for a couple hours, it was a truly a unique experience and I had more fun without power than I usually do now.


I remember that too :P.

Buffalo had a really bad snow storm a few years back.
Wiped out the power, had to play board games and such Happy.
05-10-2010, 01:50 AM #21
BSLICER25
Black ops
you guys are really coming up with good ones
05-10-2010, 02:16 AM #22
Originally posted by AgentJon007 View Post
I remember that too :P.

Buffalo had a really bad snow storm a few years back.
Wiped out the power, had to play board games and such Happy.


I played my gameboy >.<
05-10-2010, 02:37 AM #23
Jack off.

Seeing there is no power, there is no porn (unless you go on a mobile pornography site on a battery powered device). However, if you are not fortunate enough to have a battery powered device to watch pornography it can be seen as a bright side. Without pornography obviously it takes longer to reach orgasm, meaning, more time spent jacking off = more time killed = less time being bored.

Here is an easy equation for you to remember when your power goes out

8=O = Jacking off
@ = Electricity

-@ = 8*8=O

Negative at equals eight multiplied by eight equal O. Remember to tell all your friends this equation when your power goes out, believe me they will thank you.

The reason there is an eight before the jacking off symbol in the equation is because it is only possible to ejaculate eight times a day before you reach medical injury (shoulder ache, your mom figuring out you have been jacking off because of the amount of tissues you have been using = ass beating). I have calculated it takes roughly forty minutes to jack off in the dark with no pornography, remember to sometimes just play with it, don't beat it or hit it off, remember you have time. Seeing you have forty minutes to do it and you can do it eight times a day that's three hundred and twenty minutes you can kill or five hours and twenty minutes per day of power outage.

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05-10-2010, 03:00 AM #24
AgentDragonPig
BLoODz-DrAgOn
i just sleep.... yeah.... sleep
05-10-2010, 06:29 AM #25
i just play on my ipod touch
05-10-2010, 09:43 PM #26
BSLICER25
Black ops
well my psp died out so i couldnt play that i couldn't find my ipod that sucked so i was stuck with doing nothing
05-10-2010, 11:11 PM #27
deathkid1212
I’m too L33T
Go on your LAPTOP!
05-10-2010, 11:22 PM #28
CheateR13
Climbing up the ladder
smoke some bud, drink, n chill w. a girl.

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