Jack off.

Seeing there is no power, there is no porn (unless you go on a mobile pornography site on a battery powered device). However, if you are not fortunate enough to have a battery powered device to watch pornography it can be seen as a bright side. Without pornography obviously it takes longer to reach orgasm, meaning, more time spent jacking off = more time killed = less time being bored.

Here is an easy equation for you to remember when your power goes out

8=O = Jacking off
@ = Electricity

-@ = 8*8=O

Negative at equals eight multiplied by eight equal O. Remember to tell all your friends this equation when your power goes out, believe me they will thank you.

The reason there is an eight before the jacking off symbol in the equation is because it is only possible to ejaculate eight times a day before you reach medical injury (shoulder ache, your mom figuring out you have been jacking off because of the amount of tissues you have been using = ass beating). I have calculated it takes roughly forty minutes to jack off in the dark with no pornography, remember to sometimes just play with it, don't beat it or hit it off, remember you have time. Seeing you have forty minutes to do it and you can do it eight times a day that's three hundred and twenty minutes you can kill or five hours and twenty minutes per day of power outage.