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BASIC INFORMATION

Hi. The other day, I was picking a few seeds out of a nug I had, and I got a great idea. Why not grow weed?! I don't plan on mass-producing or selling, my interest stays simply within the realm of harmless experimentation. That all being said, I'm not all too worried about getting caught or spending hundreds of dollars on intricate set-ups. I have seeds, dirt, Miracle Grow, a cup, a shot glass, paper towels, and safe water. Oh, by the way, did I mention I'm growing it outside? Yeaah.

1. Acquire materials. ✓
   
2. Get clean tap water (allow chlorine to evaporate). ✓
   
3. Soak seeds in water for a few hours. ✓
   
4. Germinate seeds. ✓
   
5. Plant the seeds. ✓
   
6. Fertilize, water... general housekeeping.
   
7. Determine if it's male or female. Kill males (I'm not making hash).
   
8. Forcibly flower them (submerse them in darkness).
   
9. Harvest.
   
10. Dry.
    
11. SMOKE! .
    

Yeah, that's right. I just taught you all how to grow.

PROGRESS

5/14/10 - <3 my seedling:

CONCLUSION

Yeaaaaah buddy. That's really about it. If you want to know anything about it, feel free to PM me. It's actually a pretty interesting science. But, since I'd like to see some discussion about this from the stoners around these parts... who here would grow if they could? What are your opinions on growing?

My brother and I used to grow outdoors until he moved out. Great job, it can be hard work. May I ask what strain of bud you're growing?

Dear H₂O,

Please do not troll intelligent people.

Love,
eDeityy.




If I'm right, it's super skunk. I plan on putting more effort into growing it than my dealer, though, as the nugs I bought were mids at best.

mail seeds sink femals float o and soak them (the girls not the boys.they suck)in like 80dagree water till they sink then darkness to grow till you see a little . really little stem then sun light.

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Lol 1 plant is harmless, my friend ls neighbor called the cops, they went, talked to the mom l, took the plant and nothing else happened lol except for him getting his ass beat

Depending on where you live getting caught with pot isn't something that's incredibly punishable. Good luck with this plant process lol.

Updated. Its first leaves have formed, which you can see in the new pictures.

I live in NJ. Back when I was a junior in high school me and my boys heard that a group hippies from our class were growing weed in their parents old work shed in the woods. So one night we scoped out the spot and saw the shed and could see that it was boarded up in a way that they didn't want any1 to get in.

So we left went to a hardware store and bought bags, crow bar, mini axe, bolt cutters, gloves, and ski masks. Then we put them in the back of a RENTAL CAR, key to WHOLE OPERATION, and drove the car to school the next day. We waitied until 1st period was over and then the 3 of us left.

We went to the shed and started doing work. Smashing the wood and ripping the plastic they had hanging everwhere. When we got through the first part we saw another door that had been boarded shut and locked with a combination lock. We smashed the door and cut the lock and opened up to a PURLY MAGICAL SCENE...

There was about 15 to 25 plants ALL BUDDING, 2 glass bongs, a grinder, a scale, and about $2500 in cash!!!!! So as any good theives would do we took everything... everything.... EVER-RY-THANG!! To make a long story short we smoked A LOT and also sold a SHIT LOAD more. I forget the exact amount that we had when we got home and weighed it all out but it was a lot.

The next day at school we heard people talking about how some1 robbed so and so and how the hippies were trying to find out who did it and planned on getting revenge. But the problem was that if they knew who actually robbed them they'd be thankful that we only did that. My boy was drunk @ a party and the 3 people whose shit we robbed were there. They got into a little arguement and all I heard was "YEA WE TOOK YOU S*** WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT HIPPY P***IES." I walked over with my 2 other boys and calmnly flat out said yea it was us 4 who robbed you what the f*** u wanna do bout it?

What happened.... A WHOLE LOT of nothing they have never done anything about it to this day.

(word on the street is that they started a band and they are kind of popular among the tristate area. I hope they get real big so I can call into a radio station they @ one day and be like yea I robbed these fools for over 15lbs of weed and $2500 plus in cash and other posessions)

Epic. 15 pounds of weed, though? I think that's a bit much...

Depending on the quality of the bud, that puts the market value to anywhere between $10,000 to $15,000, lulz.

Nonetheless, hilarious story. Well done. .