Post: My Adventure Into The Cultivation of Marijuana
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05-15-2010, 02:16 AM
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eDeityy
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BASIC INFORMATION
Hi. The other day, I was picking a few seeds out of a nug I had, and I got a great idea. Why not grow weed?! I don't plan on mass-producing or selling, my interest stays simply within the realm of harmless experimentation. That all being said, I'm not all too worried about getting caught or spending hundreds of dollars on intricate set-ups. I have seeds, dirt, Miracle Grow, a cup, a shot glass, paper towels, and safe water. Oh, by the way, did I mention I'm growing it outside? Yeaah.
PROCEDURE
- Acquire materials. ✓
- Get clean tap water (allow chlorine to evaporate). ✓
- Soak seeds in water for a few hours. ✓
- Germinate seeds. ✓
- Plant the seeds. ✓
- Fertilize, water... general housekeeping.
- Determine if it's male or female. Kill males (I'm not making hash).
- Forcibly flower them (submerse them in darkness).
- Harvest.
- Dry.
- SMOKE!
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Yeah, that's right. I just taught you all how to grow.
PROGRESS
5/14/10 - <3 my seedling:
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The white bit is the first root. <3 how cute.
5/15/10 - My little babies sprouted their first root to about 1/4 in. I pulled some good soil out of the little compost pit I made, and buried it. First watering today.
5/17/10 - The first circular leaves have developed on the stalk. Woohoo! Only one more until I get my pot leaves, bahahah:
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It's hard to see, but those little leaves indicate a healthy plant! It's around 3 inches now.
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Just another picture. Same as the one above it. It's ADORABLE!
CONCLUSION
Yeaaaaah buddy. That's really about it. If you want to know anything about it, feel free to PM me. It's actually a pretty interesting science. But, since I'd like to see some discussion about this from the stoners around these parts... who here would grow if they could? What are your opinions on growing?
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05-17-2010, 09:15 PM
#20
LeBRON-BEA$TN
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Originally posted by xEt
Epic. 15 pounds of weed, though? I think that's a bit much...
Depending on the quality of the bud, that puts the market value to anywhere between $10,000 to $15,000, lulz.
Nonetheless, hilarious story. Well done.
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Depending on the quality of the bud, that puts the market value to anywhere between $10,000 to $15,000, lulz.
Nonetheless, hilarious story. Well done.
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They had a couple of ounces of weed bagged out already. I just remember when it was all said and done we had over 15lbs of weed, money, and bongs.
Shit if I had been the one who was robbed and I knew who did it I would be in jail right now for killing muthafu****
05-17-2010, 09:29 PM
#21
H₂O
Samurai Poster
Originally posted by gwap
I live in NJ. Back when I was a junior in high school me and my boys heard that a group hippies from our class were growing weed in their parents old work shed in the woods. So one night we scoped out the spot and saw the shed and could see that it was boarded up in a way that they didn't want any1 to get in.
So we left went to a hardware store and bought bags, crow bar, mini axe, bolt cutters, gloves, and ski masks. Then we put them in the back of a RENTAL CAR, key to WHOLE OPERATION, and drove the car to school the next day. We waitied until 1st period was over and then the 3 of us left.
We went to the shed and started doing work. Smashing the wood and ripping the plastic they had hanging everwhere. When we got through the first part we saw another door that had been boarded shut and locked with a combination lock. We smashed the door and cut the lock and opened up to a PURLY MAGICAL SCENE...
There was about 15 to 25 plants ALL BUDDING, 2 glass bongs, a grinder, a scale, and about $2500 in cash!!!!! So as any good theives would do we took everything... everything.... EVER-RY-THANG!! To make a long story short we smoked A LOT and also sold a SHIT LOAD more. I forget the exact amount that we had when we got home and weighed it all out but it was a lot.
The next day at school we heard people talking about how some1 robbed so and so and how the hippies were trying to find out who did it and planned on getting revenge. But the problem was that if they knew who actually robbed them they'd be thankful that we only did that. My boy was drunk @ a party and the 3 people whose shit we robbed were there. They got into a little arguement and all I heard was "YEA WE TOOK YOU S*** WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT HIPPY P***IES." I walked over with my 2 other boys and calmnly flat out said yea it was us 4 who robbed you what the f*** u wanna do bout it?
What happened.... A WHOLE LOT of nothing they have never done anything about it to this day.
(word on the street is that they started a band and they are kind of popular among the tristate area. I hope they get real big so I can call into a radio station they @ one day and be like yea I robbed these fools for over 15lbs of weed and $2500 plus in cash and other posessions)
So we left went to a hardware store and bought bags, crow bar, mini axe, bolt cutters, gloves, and ski masks. Then we put them in the back of a RENTAL CAR, key to WHOLE OPERATION, and drove the car to school the next day. We waitied until 1st period was over and then the 3 of us left.
We went to the shed and started doing work. Smashing the wood and ripping the plastic they had hanging everwhere. When we got through the first part we saw another door that had been boarded shut and locked with a combination lock. We smashed the door and cut the lock and opened up to a PURLY MAGICAL SCENE...
There was about 15 to 25 plants ALL BUDDING, 2 glass bongs, a grinder, a scale, and about $2500 in cash!!!!! So as any good theives would do we took everything... everything.... EVER-RY-THANG!! To make a long story short we smoked A LOT and also sold a SHIT LOAD more. I forget the exact amount that we had when we got home and weighed it all out but it was a lot.
The next day at school we heard people talking about how some1 robbed so and so and how the hippies were trying to find out who did it and planned on getting revenge. But the problem was that if they knew who actually robbed them they'd be thankful that we only did that. My boy was drunk @ a party and the 3 people whose shit we robbed were there. They got into a little arguement and all I heard was "YEA WE TOOK YOU S*** WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT HIPPY P***IES." I walked over with my 2 other boys and calmnly flat out said yea it was us 4 who robbed you what the f*** u wanna do bout it?
What happened.... A WHOLE LOT of nothing they have never done anything about it to this day.
(word on the street is that they started a band and they are kind of popular among the tristate area. I hope they get real big so I can call into a radio station they @ one day and be like yea I robbed these fools for over 15lbs of weed and $2500 plus in cash and other posessions)
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