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Post: Tribute To Chuck Norris
06-04-2010, 12:29 AM #1
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Baron Praxiz
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I have recently seen a thread that has completely disrespected the almighty Chuck Norris. Here is the link to this thread-You must login or register to view this content.. I have a feeling that this might bring disluck to this great website. This has given me the idea to create a tribute to him. We will put anything that might make the Great One even think about grinning. This post will have new things edited in. I will give 10.

  1. When you say "no-one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.

  2. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because his heart is not foolish enough to attack him.

  3. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

  4. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

  5. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

  6. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first trip to Tokyo.

  7. When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

  8. America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

  9. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

  10. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.



Feel free to add new ones!
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06-04-2010, 05:54 PM #2
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I like number 2 " His heart is not foolish enough to attack him". Nice post keep it up.
06-04-2010, 07:15 PM #3
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06-04-2010, 08:10 PM #4
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heres another one chuck norris can kill 1 stone with 2 birds
06-04-2010, 10:55 PM #5
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Replace Chuck Norris with me and all those jokes are about right.
06-04-2010, 11:39 PM #6
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If Chuck Norris has a kid, and he names it Chuck Norris Jr., Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Chuck Norris Jr. in the face for calling Chuck Norris a junior.
06-05-2010, 12:00 AM #7
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-Chuck Norris Masturbated with a Tractor Muffler, thus Optimus Prime was born
-When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesnt get wet, the water get Chuck Norris-ed
-Chuck Norris destoyed the Periodic Table of Elements, all he knows is the Element of Surprise
06-05-2010, 01:53 AM #8
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Totally agree, I dont see why everyone favors him.
06-05-2010, 05:06 AM #9
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We must NEG REP THE NON BELIEVER!!

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06-05-2010, 08:20 PM #10
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#6 made me lol. Happy

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